Marriage is a workshop, where the husband WORKS, and the wife SHOPS.

The only reason I'm FAT because, this tiny body can't restore all this personality.

I'm not clumsy it's just the floor hates me, and the table and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.

Oh so you want to argue? Bring it! I got my Caps Lock ON!!!

I don't have an ATTITUDE PROBLEM, I just have an PERSONALITY you can't handle.

Asking a question you already know, just to see if the person LIE.

BORN FREE NOW I'M EXPENSIVE!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes!

JEALOUSY is what a BITCH talk SHIT!

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