Don't think of yourself as an UGLY PERSON, think of yourself as an BEAUTIFUL MONKEY.

If you say you're COOLER than me, that means I'm HOTTER than you.

Follow your HEART, but take your BRAIN with you.

Life is not a FAIRYTALE, but if you lose your shoe at midnight, YOUR DRUNK.

SARCASM is just one of the many services I offer.

During the DAY I don't believe in ghost, at NIGHT I'm a little open-minded.

I'm SHY at first, but I do the stupidest random SHIT when I get confortable with someone.

When a woman say "WHAT" its not because she did'nt hear you, she's just giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you said.

Nobody texts FASTER than a PISSED OFF FEMALE.

When you fall, I'll be there.... From: floor

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