*Me and my family went to an ice cream shop*

Me: *gets my big bubble waffle ice cream*

My dad: You won't be able to eat it so I will help, yeah?

Me: No.

My dad: Come on, it's too big, you won't eat it alone.

Me: WATCH ME.

Me: *eats the whole thing alone*

Me: YOU'RE ALL WEAK-

So ye that happened today lol