You want me to behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrive home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, batman drove at 200 mph, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance and shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. So the fault is definitely not mine!

~unknown author