SAM

"What's a PA?"

"I think they're kinda like slaves."

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"Bitch."

"Wha-what are you calling me a bitch for?"

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you."

-Sam Winchester

"Let me see your knife."

"What for?"

"So I can gouge my eyes out."

-Sam/Dean Winchester

"What?"

"I lost my shoe."

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"What, are you gonna look up more anime or are you strictly into Dick now?"

-Sam Winchester

"I was a demon."

"Oh, you were a demon? Oh, I didn't realize that."

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"We drove five hours so you could get laid?"

-Sam Winchester

DEAN

"You 'heard in the yard?'"

"Yeah."

"Dean, does it... bother you at all how easily you seem to fit in here?"

"No, not really."

-Sam/Dean Winchester

"Bitch."

"Wha-what are you calling me a bitch for?"

"You're supposed to say jerk."

"What?"

"Never mind."

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"No, I'm pretty sure.

Like 90 percent sure."

-Dean Winchester

"Pretty sure."

"Dean, considering our circumstances, I'm gonna need a little more than 'pretty sure.'"

"Alright, I'm really pretty sure."

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"Hey. Who was that?"

"I was just ordering pizza."

"Dude, you do realize you're in a restaurant?"

-Dean/Sam Winchester

"Oh my god, did you see that shot?

I'm amazing.

I'm Batman."

"Yeah. You're Batman."

-Dean/Sam Winchester 

"You goin' to sleep?"

"Damn straight. Screw consciousness, that's what I say." 

-Sam/Dean Winchester

"Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren."

-Dean Winchester

"Dude... You killed Hitler." 

"Yeah... Awesome."

- Sam/Dean Winchester

"Did I mention I killed Hitler?" 

"I'm never gonna hear the end of this, am I?" 

"Absolutely not." 

-Dean/Sam Winchester

BOBBY

*talking to Dean about the Colt*

"Well, it won't kill demons by then, but I can promise you it'll kill you."

-Bobby Fisher

RUBY

"You're a demon."

"Don't be such a racist."

-Sam Winchester/Ruby

CROWLEY

"Plan C tanked." 

"Maybe you should try plan D, for dumbass." 

-Dean Winchester/Crowley

LUCIFER

"Demon summoning, why?" 

"Why? To summon a demon, jackass."

-Sam Winchester/Lucifer