"I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense."

-Stiles Stilinski

"Abominable snowman. It's more of a winter thing. You know, seasonal."

-Stiles Stilinski

"Well, personally, I'm a fan of ignoring a problem until eventually, it just goes away."

-Stiles Stilinski

"Okay. Yeah. Nice work. Really, beautiful job everyone. Now, what should we do about the twenty-foot wall of windows?"

-Stiles Stilinski

"So, you lied to me?"

"That depends on how you define lying."

"Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"

"Reclining your body...in a horizontal position..."

-John/Stiles Stilinski

"It's a club, we were clubbing. You know..at the club."

"Not exactly your type of club." 

"Uhh...well, dad. There's a discussion-"

"You're not gay."

"Wha-I could be!"

"Not dressed like that." 

-Stiles/John Stilinski

"You're like the hot girl that every guy wants."

"I'm the hot girl?"

"You are the hottest girl."

"I'm the hot girl."

"Yes, you are."

-Stiles Stilinski/Scott McCall/Isaac Lahey

"You know who else is a virgin? 

Me. 

I'm a virgin. 

Okay?

And you know what that means?

It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life. Okay?

I need to have sex. 

Like right now. 

Someone needs to have sex with me like today.

Like, someone needs to sex me right now."

"Alright. I'll do it."

"Woah! What?"

"Come to my place at nine. Plan to stay the night. 

I like to cuddle."

"That was so sweet. Are you kidding?"

"Yes. I'm kidding!"

"Okay, you know? You don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive. Alright?"

-Stiles Stilinski/Danny Mahealani