"The myth. The legend. The baddest bitch of all."

"Katherine."

-Kai Parker/Damon Salvatore

"I'm a sociopath. I know. Shocking."

-Kai Parker

"Feelings are hard."

-Kai Parker

"So, I started writing and this water literally started pooling in my eyes. Has that ever happened to you? Like, water, just oozing out of my eyeballs like I'm some alien creature excreting fluids."

"You mean you cried?"

"Yes!"

-Kai Parker/Elena Gilbert

"Liking yourself is the most important thing. And I like me."

-Kai Parker

"Who names a kid Malachai? It's like they expected me to be evil."

-Kai Parker

"I think I'm on the waitlist for Heaven, but they're not returning my calls."

-Kai Parker

"I was listening...in my sleep."

-Kai Parker

"Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back."

-Kai Parker

"I am mega powerful."

-Kai Parker

"Pitter-patter of little siblings' feet, witchy-woo, chanting in the air, mom and dad calling me an abomination..."

-Kai Parker