"You can be pit babe."
"WHAT"

"If I can beat you at Magic, then I can talk smack about you."
"So basically everyone?"

*drops something*
"Even the best make mistakes."
*smacked out of hand*
"Even the best... have girlfriends who hinder them."

"DAB FOR LUCK!"
"I am not dabbing."
"DAB FOR LUCK!"

"Wait you fell asleep in my arms?"
"YES I FELL ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS WHY WAS I NOT MOVING FOR AN HOUR. AND YOU FELL ASLEEP ON MY SHOULDER TOO."
"I did?"

"What's your favorite candy?"
"Why are you trying to lure me into a big white van or something?"

"How do you spell cannibal?"

"Tell her I'm studying for exams. It'll make me look better in front of her."

Movie: "How can you hate God if he doesn't exist?"
"Ouch, he just got ZINGED."

"What are the two words for today?"
"GET FOOTAGE!"
"No, it's Star Wars."

"I've never seen Star Wars."
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?"