"f i r s t" 

"YOU DECAPITATED RICHARD RABBIT!"

"There is no better bonding activity than getting decapitated by your boyfriend."

"IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!"

"You won't like that episode. It has hookers and... exaggerated physics."

"HECKING HECK"

"Go put his body back!"

"They'll murder any girl they get near but they couldn't care less if you're polygamous."  

"WHERE'S THE BODY?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem write you." 

"Can we leave the Soviet Russia meme on the computer please?" 

"YOU FOUND THE BODY!"

"I hope Scooby Doo dies." 

"Are you two a thing now?"
"Yes."
"WAIT WE ARE?"

"There are some sections in band who have to have pit fights to see what chair placement is. Other sections, there are only two people, and it's already known who will be first and who will be last so they don't even have to try in their tryouts."
"You're talking about me aren't you."

"I figured out how to use Discord and found some RIGHTEOUS MEMES."

"You are not allowed to join my section because then you would get section leader and I am really serious about having my own section to lead next year."

"Maybe some of you would like to date him!"
"HE ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!" 

"You gonna get the mistletoe for the bus?"

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF DATING IF YOU AREN'T GONNA GET SOME?"