Me: I cant call

Me: Whats up?

Curly Hair Bob: |> Voicemail

Curly Hair Bob: Food drunk and alone

Me: Food drunk??

Me: What does that mean?!

Curly Hair Bob: me like food

Me: Are you drinking?

Curly Hair Bob: No i am eating chocolate

Me: Jacob are you ok 😂

Me: What the heck are you doing?😂😂😂😂😂😂
Curly Hair Bob: Yes but i am on the bus back alone with food and energy

Me: Lol.

Me: Wait from the spanish cruise?

Curly Hair Bob: The span cruise

Me: Lol

Me: So why me out of all people to text at 10:35 at night?

Curly Hair Bob: Yes

Curly Hair Bob: You are the chosen one

Me: XD

Me: Lol

Curly Hair Bob: When i eat alot, i go into drunkish state

Me: Same here. But its more like a singing stage and i yell

Curly Hair Bob: wot.

Me: So give me tons of food and I turn into Jacksepticeye

Me: Thats my fooddrunkness. If thats even a word.

Curly Hair Bob: I go between laughingand eating

Me:

Me: Im Sans now. Call me Sans

Me: XD

Curly Hair Bob: Hoping for a food coma

Me: NOO!

Curly Hair Bob: Nyes

Me: What are you doing noes besides having a food coma?

Curly Hair Bob: Nothinng

Me: Im watching a movie.

Me: FOOTS FALLING ASLEEP -_-

Curly Hair Bob: Death grant ecio 6yy

Me: Im Drinking Haley Sealeys Species. GINGER ALE

Me:

Me: CANNIBALISM

Curly Hair Bob: I have water now

Me: Nice

Me : How was the cruise?

Curly Hair Bob: Fanbloodytstiic

Me: I wanna go!

Me: Lol

Curly Hair Bob: My watter4 makes me realixe Im alone

Me: Where are you?!

Curly Hair Bob: Alon on da autobua

Me: Y?

Curly Hair Bob: I feel like the wily wonka boqt ride

Me: Omg! 😜

Me: Dream OF YOUR IMAGINATION, SUGAR DROPS ON THE TREES! I DONT KNOW THE FRACTION LYRICS!

Curly Hair Bob: Now Id lost my glasses nosebad

Me: Sorry 😂

Me: My glasses dont have glasses

Curly Hair Bob: Wel wop de do

Me: XD

Curly Hair Bob: I feel like singing puttting on the ritz

Curly Hair Bob: High jhats and fancy collaras

Me: YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH AND WAKE UP ME MOM?!

Me: Omg *facepalm*

Curly Hair Bob: The face palm fils you with determination

Me: Shut up, Bob.

WHY DAT TOOK FOREVER

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