First chapter, let's go🥳🥳!! These ones are from my aunt.

"Ok. B/N (brothers name), stop throwing batteries"-S.E

"Talking is fine, shitting is not"-S.E

"Can't you wait a cotton pickin' minute"-S.E

"Well I was trying to show you a thirst trap"-S.E

"It's the Blues Brothers"-S.E

"You ain't sugar or shit, you don't gotta worry about rain"-S.E

"That's what happened to Steve in his balls"-S.E

"You don't even know if your a grandma or grandpa"-S.E (she was on the phone with her dad and he called himself grandma on accident)

"Want in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up"-S.E

"Why they make that baby yellow?!"-S.E

"That's the night I ate all that cabbage"-S.E

"If you don't get up im going to grab your boob"-S.E (my cousins bf was over when she told me this😭)

"You bet your boots"-S.E

"RIP"-S.E

"You gotta chew your food before you swallow. Chomp Chomp"-S.E (told this to her fully grown daughter when she told her that she choked on a chicken bone. Lol)

"You Alabama red neck"-S.E (told this to my little brother after I told her he slapped my ass then said "Gyatt")

"Woah! Slow the hell down!"-S.E (I was telling a story 🥲)

"Sit down and do your homework for the love of God!"-S.E (lil bro didn't wanna do his hw)