This is most of my family, so I will be using what I call them by (Abba, Brother, Sister etc.)

"We know you have a sharp tongue, but put it in its sheath for the night"-Abba (he told me this because I was feeling ✨sassy✨ to my aunt)

"I wish cars could fly. Like we have the option and they not." -Cousin

"I realize now that we have the technology then if a rock is hit I could swim"-Cousin(she told her mom [my aunt] that she didn't wanna go on a cruise with her bcuz she saw the Titanic)

"Hey! That's enough of that shit"-Uncle

"Don't make me come get you boy"-Uncle

"I don't"-lil Brother

"At least theres not fall damage in real life"-lil Brother

"Wait, the feds are after us?" -lil Brother

"I'm definitely not riding on the Titanic again"-lil Brother

"Daddy. Where's the nuts?" -lil Brother

"I need nuts"-lil Brother

"You monkey"-lil Brother

"My balls hurt"-lil Brother

"Cause she thinks it's sexy"-lil Brother

"I don't care"-lil Brother

"Is that the Mona Lisa?"-My ex

"What? I'm slow"-my ex

"You're starting to sound like Mr. S and Mr. S is an old fart"-lil Sister (she told me this because I said something and she said I sounded like her home room teacher😭)

Second chapter  y'all😝😝 Let's goooo!!!! I hope y'all enjoy this shit, I think it's funny. I have some more from the people at my school so I'll probably post those quotes next.

Have a WONDERFUL night. Y'all are awesome, take care.