Georgia's mind had a marvellous  plot ,
And he wanted to brew it in his mixing pot 

He hated his Gran and wanted her dead,
So that he could get all her things, room and bed

He went to his room with a big goofy grin,
He want to turn his Gran into a large can of tin

He took out his stirrer and his mixing pot,
So that he could carry out his brilliant plot

He put in some yuckiest things,
Like thirty days old wing dings

With a nasty smile and disgrace,
He added some hair of his neighbor Miss Grace

Then he added some foul smelling socks...
(They had been taken for six summer walks)

For garnish , he added some boogers from his nose,(how gross)
For a sweet smelling potion , he added some rose

When the clock struck seven and said cock -a -doodle -din
He knew it was time for the marvellous medicine

He knew his granny didn't love him a lot
And he took the potion out of the pot

He made his Gran sip the potion
Ah! So difficult to hold the happy emotion

Suddenly his granny huffed and puffed and coughed lot ,
Out of her face came a hundred warts

She miraculously turned into an orange pumpkin
Though, it was difficult to tell if she was a delicious dumpling

But children don't try this, unless your mind is sick
Because what George did, wasn't a funny trick  !