The 44th Question is:

A Scenario...

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You were taking a hike one lovely afternoon when you found a lamp buried in the earth. You picked it up and started wiping the dirt off it when...

*BAM*

A jinni just came out of the lamp, and the jinni said "I am the jinni of this lamp, and I shall grant you three wishes, but before you make any requests," it looked you in the eyes and continued "There are rules, and the rules are very simple to remember. They are no wishing for love (I give hugs for free), no resurrections from the dead, you can't have me kill anyone, and last but not least, NO asking for more wishes. Also, whatever you wish, you cannot take back."

After telling you that, its time to make your wishes...

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What are they?

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It doesn't matter for us, we are not allowed to wish for the things we most desire...

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except...

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yes...

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HA!

HA!

HA!

HA!

HA!

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