^Literally my reaction. As you can see, his mind is blown, but he's not sure he can believe it.

Apparently I have a relative on my dad's side who's a pretty famous opera singer and travels the world. It costs a couple hundred just to get a seat in the very back...and I didn't know about him until today (yesterday now). I didn't even know my Aunt Betty had a kid. I guess my parents automatically assumed I knew about him.

And they made fun of my opera singing when I was twelve...