Question by another_randomwriter I know you asked this 2 minutes ago, but I AM ONLINE FAR TOO MUCH

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Why the hell are we alive?

We are alive because EVOLUTION OF BACTERIA AND MONKEYS, AND PARENTS- NOPE NOT GOING THERE!

We are alive because we has a brain and a heart and lungs and stomach and KIDNEYS!

Uh yeah... Stuff happened

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Who wanna know what the meaning of life is that my friends came up with? (I shall only do this with permission of at least 2 people, myself not included because it doesn't OKAY.)