Warning, some swears :P

How to write a book which is an actual story:

Step 1) Get a catchy title

Step 2) Write a good description

Step 3) Create a chapter for info

Step 4) Find / create info

Step 5) Try to find info because there's always someone who will comment if something isn't factual (Not hating on ya, I do it too, just putting this here because it's the truth)

Step 6) Write chapter 1

Step 7) Publish that shit

Step 8) Start chapter 2

Step 9) Reply to comments and seem nice (fOr ThE bLoOdY rEaDs MaTe)

Step 10) Stop reading this because I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

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i HoPe ThAt ThIs SeRiOuS cHaPtEr HeLpS yOu To WrItE a GoOd BoOk!

Eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast.
SLED GANG!

(Yo, this is a joke, don't worry, I'm actually really nice and I'm not bothered about reads or votes, as long as my readers like it :D Love you guys)