Greetings, yon reader! Whether you're gay, straight, or somewhere in between, welcome! This a spoof book featuring a Clan of cats who are all queer!

That is, all of them except for Straightfur...

Before we get on to the general spoofiness, fun, and laughter, let's clarify a few things.
1) This book is meant as a joke, and we assure you that nothing is meant to be offensive. If you find something offensive, feel free to leave us a polite comment or PM and we will look into changing it.
2) Absolutely no hate of any kind will be tolerated. If you feel the need to post a rude or hateful comment, your comment will be deleted, no questions asked.

Without further ado, I present: QueerClan!

~Le Amazing Annco