Transpaw: *slowly, slowwlyyyy pads forward, his tail low to the ground* *he prepares to pounce on a nearby mouse*

Pansand: *cough* What's in your pants? *cough*

*the mouse scurries away*

Transpaw: WELL, THANKS.

Fluidstream: Pansand, stop interfering with my apprentice's warrior assessment!

Pansand: *slithers away*

Transpaw: Ugh. *sees a pigeon in an oak tree* *begins stalking it*

*the tree rustles* *the pigeon flies away with an ugly squawk*

Lesbianfur: *pops out* RAINBOWSTAR X POLYHOLLY 4EVA!!!11!1!1!!!!

Rainbowstar: NO YOU X POLYHOLLY 4EVA! *chases her with rainbows flying out of her rear end*

Transpaw: Guys! -_-

Fluidstream: It's okay, just keep — I mean, I'm not like, watching you or anythingg...*crouches behind a bush* you can't see meeee....

Transpaw: *rolls his eyes* Whatever. *looks around for prey, when he hears voices in a clearing a fox-length away* *sneaks up to eavesdrop*

Aceface: Straightfur, can you reach that herb up there? I'm a bit too short.

Straightfur: Uh, sure. *grabs a few sparkly leaves growing from a vine*

Aceface: Now swallow some.

Straightfur: I thought I was just helping you collect herbs..???

Aceface: IM A MEDICINE C@T DANGIT JUST DO IT!!!11!!1

Straightfur: OKAY OKAY *swallows a leaf* Uhhh...I feel weird...

Aceface: Hehehehe....

Transpaw: *is still watching, very confused*

Aceface: This herb is called fabulousleaf and iT MAKES YOU GAY!! MUAHAHAHAHAH

Straightfur: I don't feel so good...*throws up glitter*

Aceface: oops... might've gotten it mixed up with sparkleleaf...

Transpaw: *shakes head* This clan is dumb...

Rainbowstar: *randomly appearing* wHAT'D YOU SAY??!?!??!!!

Transpaw: I-I MEAN, LESBIAN X POLY IS MY OTP! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

Rainbowstar: GOOD. I approve. You will be a warrior tomorrow.

Transpaw: ... okay...?

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Written by Ren. Edited by Annco