*The Clan is quiet, peaceful, when suddenly a loud noise shook the earth*

Rainbowstar: POLYHOLLY AND LESBIANFIN ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE TO EVER EXIST!

Polyholly: Er-um

Lesbianfin: nO RAINBOWSTAR AND POLYHOLLY ARE THE CUTEST

Polyholly: Please-

Rainbowstar: nOOOOOOOOOOOOO, U

*the entire clan gasped in unison*

Demikit: Oh no! She pulled the no u card!

Straightfur: I don't know what's happening hELP?

Polyholly: N-now now...

Lesbianfin: How dare you!

*Lesbianfin and Rainbowstar begin to have a staring contest, while Polyholly watches on helplessly*

Straightfur: I'm just gonna... *walks away*

*Straightfur walks into the Medicine Cat Den, curious if he can be of any help*

Aceface: Ah, Straightfur hello!

*The straight tom observes Gayday laying on his back next to the Medicine Cat*

Straightfur: Uhm...what are you doing

Aceface: I am trying a new experimental treatment!

Straightfur: ...for what

Aceface: Being strai-UH-nOTHING I MEAN nothing it's totally normal nothing to worry about here

Straightfur: ...Ok then...

*Aceface continues to pull out a giant needle from behind her, stabbing Gayday and extracting his blood, which was rainbow of course.*

Aceface: Perfect!

Straightfur: What are you gonna use it on?

Aceface: *thinks for a moment* ...YOU! *jumps towards Straightfur*

Staightfur: nOOOOO *dodges and tries to run away*

Aceface: *Pins him down* HA HA! AT LAST I WILL FINALLY CURE YOU!

Straightfur: Saaavvveeee meeeeeee

Aceface: *is about to put needle in* Here we go!

Demikit: STRAIGHTFUR! I WILL SAVE YOU!

*Demikit heroically knocks Aceface off of Straightfur and the Medicine Cat tumbles to the back of the den*

Straightfur: ...

Demikit: Hurry, RUN!

Straightfur: You don't have to tell me twice! *runs out of the den with Demikit trailing behind him*

Demikit: *wipes sweat off forehead* Phew! That was close!

Straightfur: Why does this clan hate me...

Written by Moon
Edited by Brook