Rainbowstar, Polyholly, and Lesbianfin are out on a patrol.

Rainbowstar: *shakes her head* No I'm telling you, you and Polyholly are the cutest couple in the whole clan!

Lesbianfin: *rolls her eyes* No! It's you and Polyholly that are the cutest!

Polyholly: *sighs* Guys, I thought we settled this already...

Lesbianfin and Rainbowstar: IT WILL NEVER BE SETTLED!!!1!1!!!1

Polyholly: *shakes her head* Anyways, let's stay on task.

Rainbowstar: Fine, fine whatever yo-*she gasps*

Lesbianfin: Hm? What is it?

Rainbowstar: *runs over to a pile of colorful rocks* OH MY NYAN CAT LOOK AT THESE ROCKS!!! *she picks up a rainbow one* LOOK, LOOK!!! ITS ALMOST AS FABULOUS AS MEEEE!

Lesbianfin: WOAH, THESE ARE FABULOUS! *she picks up a few rocks* These pink ones are just the best!

Polyholly: Yeah, they're pretty nice. *she picks up one* Wow, this one is blue, green and pink.... what wonderful colors.

Rainbowstar: WE HAVE TO TAKE ALL OF THESE BACK TO CAMP.

Lesbianfin: YES, AGREED.

Rainbowstar summons the powers of Nyan Cat and they all fly back to QueerClan camp.

Straightfur: *looks up* What the...

Rainbowstar: *showers the entire clan with all of the colorful rocks* EVERYONE!!! I FOUND THESE AMAZING ROCKS!!! THEYRE SOOO PRETTY!!!

Straightfur: *picks up one of the rocks* I like this plain one, it's black and white, like my pelt.

Rainbowstar: BUT///ITS NOT//////FABULOUS///// *throws glitter on the rock*

Straightfur: Ack! Hey! *he rubs the glitter off* There, better.

Rainbowstar: D:< YOU BETTER LOVE MY GLITTER!!!!

Polyholly- *purrs* I love your glitter...

Lesbianfin: YASSSSSS OTP!!!! OTP!!!!! *squeals*

Rainbowstar: LESBIANFIN!!!

Written by Slushy
Edited by Ren ;3