Arosparrow, Lesbianfin, Transpants, and Straightfur are on a hunting patrol in QueerClan territory.

Lesbianfin: Gosh, just look at all this snow! It's so sparkly, like ME! ^•^

Arosparrow: *shaking out his paws and muttering* I don't really like it all that much...

Straightfur: It's so...cold. *shivers*

Lesbianfin: *rolling her eyes* Yeah, and Gayday is gay. Duh.

Transpants: Please, everyone, let's just focus on hunting as much prey as we can find. The clan is depending on us!

Straightfur: He's right, guys. Why don't we split up into teams?

Lesbianfin: Alright! Transpants and I will go hunt for mice by the Identity rocks.

Arosparrow: I guess that leaves me and Straightfur. Uh, we'll check by the Great Questioning Tree. *turns to Straightfur* If that's fine with you?

Straightfur: Yeah, sure, sounds good.

The two groups split up and head their separate ways.
Arosparrow and Straightfur walk in silence for a while.

Straightfur: Ugh, curse this stupid snow. It's clinging to my belly fur!

Arosparrow: Yeah, your straight belly fur. *snickers*

Straighfur: Hey! You hate this stuff as much as I do! *kicks snow towards Arosparrow*

Arosparrow: *sputtering* YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!

Straightfur: *starts running away as Arosparrow chases him angrily* MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Back to Lesbianfin and Transpants.

Transpants: I think I hear something...

Lesbianfin: *crouches* There's a mouse over by that rock, see it?

Transpants: *nods and whispers* You take the left, I'll stay next to this tree downwind.

Lesbianfin: *crawls behind the mouse, then lunges*

The mouse shrieks and scurries away, right into Transpants.

Mouse: Wait, are you a tom or a sh—

Transpants: SHUT UP!!!! *bites its neck and shakes it violently back and forth*

Lesbianfin: 0__0 Remind me not to get on your bad side...

Once again, back to the other group.

Arosparrow: *cleaning his paws next to a snow-soaked Straightfur* I warned you, ya know.

Straightfur: -_-

Arosparrow: Hmm...let's see if there's any birds around the roots of the Questioning Tree.

Straightfur: Alright, then. *pads around the tree's vicinity, trying to keep his teeth from chattering*

Arosparrow spots a robin pecking at the ground for fallen seeds, and motions for Straightfur to get into position.

Straightfur: *is about to sneeze*

Arosparrow: Straightfur, nO–

Straightfur: ahH...AHH...CHOO!!

The bird is startled at the noise and starts to fly off. Arosparrow curses and leaps, but misses. But just before the robin is out of sight, a shimmering rainbow light appears from the sky, bringing the prey down to its demise.

Straightfur: What the–

Rainbowstar: *standing with one foot over the bird* I HAVE SAVED US ALL, BY USING THE POWERS GRANTED TO ME FROM NYAN CAT!!!

Arosparrow: *facepaws*

Written by Ren!

Edited by Brook