Aceface: *sneaking up behind Straightfur*  Hey there, Straightfur.

Straightfur: HUH?! Aceface?

Aceface: *pulls out bundle of fabulousleaf* I have a present for—

Straightfur: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs off*

Aceface: *staring after Straightfur* *shrugs*  There's always next time.

Flagswag: *glancing up from Sculpture Attempt #2* *changing pelt to asexual flag*  Hey, Aceface.

Aceface: *grinning* *picks up fabulousleaf bundle*  Look, Flaswag, I was wondering whether fabulousleaf has any other properties. Take these. *drops fabulousleaf bundle at Flagswag's paws, and motions to Sculpture Attempt #2 meaningfully* Try it, and make this sculpture...

Aceface: ...really...

Aceface: ...really...

Aceface: ...gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Flagswag: *nodding thoughtfully, staring at fabulousleaf* That sounds like a good idea.

Aceface: *grinning while aggressively winking* Have fun, Flagswag. *saunters off* *cue evil laughter in distance*

Gayday: Hey, Flagswag... *sidling up* I see what Aceface has just given you.  ;)

Flagswag: Wanna help? ;)

Gayday: *off-tune singing* Hello from inSIDE THE CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEET

Memewhile, in the nursery...

Queerdeer: I do wonder what our kits will be like... and what to name them... so many beautiful names...

Bi-sky: *dreamily*  Think of all the fun we'll have as a family...

Queerdeer: All the pickup lines we can teach them...

Bi-sky: *snapping out of daydream* You are not going to teach our kits bad pickup lines.

Queerdeer: I will. *sniff*

Bi-sky: *yelling*  GAYDAY!!!

Gayday: *appears on a rainbow cloud*  You have been graced by the presence of the rainbows. What is your wish?

Bi-sky:

Gayday: Rainbowstar was in a good mood so she let me have this cloud. It's a good cloud.

Bi-sky: Will you stop flirting with my mate? Your negative influence is influencing him, and now he wants to teach our kits bad pickup lines.

Gayday: Oooooooooh... *staring straight at Queerdeer* Knock knock, Queerdeer.

Bi-sky: yOu aRe nOt gOiNg tO dO thIs

Queerdeer: *enjoying things tremendously* Who's there?

Bi-sky: dOn'T yOu dAre

Gayday: Knock yourself out, because damn are you hot!

Bi-sky:

Bi-sky: Save me.

written by solace, whose very extra school has finally let her off the metaphorical hook.

Edited by Ren ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)