Rainbowstar: *leaps onto a flat-ish rock in the center of camp* All cats old enough to know the meaning of the word 'gay', gather beneath the Queer Rock for a Clan meeting!

*cats gather around the Queer Rock from various parts of the camp*

Rainbowstar: First order of business! I declare that Polyholly and Lesbianfin are the couple of the week here in QueerClan!

Polyholly: *eyeroll* But we've been couple of the week literally every week since you became leader...

Rainbowstar: BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY TRUE OTP

Lesbianfin: No, you and Polyholly are the only true OTP!

Rainbowstar: Mm, I don't think so, honey. Now where was I?

Fluidstream: *sigh* You were just moving on to the second order of business.

Rainbowstar: Correct! I'm here to make our only apprentice a warrior today!

Transpaw: *nervous gulp as he fluffs out his fur to appear larger*

Rainbowstar: I, Rainbowstar, leader of QueerClan, call upon Nyan cat to look down on this apprentice. He has trained hard to understand the ways of your noble code, and I commend him to you as a warrior in his turn. Transpaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code and to protect and defend this Clan, even at the cost of your life?

Transpaw: I do.

Rainbowstar: Then by the powers of Nyan cat, I give you your warrior name. Transpaw, from this moment you will be known as Transpants, because everyone wants to know what's in your pants. *pointed glare at Pansand* Nyan cat honors your supreme masculinity and good judgment in shipping Polyholly and Lesbianfin, and we welcome you as a full warrior of QueerClan.

All cats: Transpants! Transpants! Transpants!

Transpants: *sticks out chest proudly*

Rainbowstar: Clan dismissed! *jumps off Queer Rock and flies around, invoking the powers of Nyan cat and shooting rainbows*

Flagswag: *changes pelt to the transgender flag in honor of Transpants*

Fluidstream: Congrats, Transpants!  *whispers* And try widening your stance just a little if you want to look more tough. *winks and walks off*

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Written by Annco :3
Edited by Aquarius.