Rainbowstar: *cries because the authors of this book have been neglecting QueerClan* T^T

Polyholly: Aww, it's okay bb! *hugs*

Lesbianfin: *takes picture* heheheh, you guys are so cute.

Somewhere else in camp...

Gayday: WHEEEE!!! *jumps into a rainbow ball pit*

Bi-sky: Where the heck did that ball pit come from?

Queerdeer: Oh, the author was just unsure of what to write so they just decided that a ball pit would be nice.

Bi-sky: Ah, okay.

Straightfur: *walks in angrily* Why does everyone keep breaking the fourth wall?!?!

Gayday: *pops out of the ball pit* Because you're not queer, duh!

Straightfur: That makes literally no sen- *suddenly is pulled into the ball pit by Gayday* AAGHHH!!

Gayday: Muahhahah, thesE rAiNBoW bALLs wILL mAkE yOU GaY!!

Aceface: *snickers*

Gayday: What's so funny? *raises eyebrow*

Aceface: Nothing! *runs away laughing hysterically*

Straightfur: YOU GUYS ARE NUTS!

Aceface: *wheezes*

Everyone jumps into the ball pit and starts a game of dodgeball.

Rainbowstar: Polyholly, you should be on Lesbianfur's team.

Lesbianfur: Uh no! Be on Rainbowstar's team!

Polyholly: Uhhh...uHHH...I'll be the referee!

Pridestride: WHOOO *gets hit in the muzzle with a ball* Hey, don't throw at me, throw at Straightfur!

Straightfur: ...wait what? ...nononOnONONONO!!

He tries to clamber out of the pit while the clan advances on him, each with rainbow dodgeballs at the ready.

Straightfur: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!! *runs away*

Written by Ren who is SUPPOSED TO BE ON LEAVE BUT NO ONE ELSE WOULD WRITE THE DANG THING!

Kk bai.