Rainbowstar: HelLOOOOOOOOOOO everyone! Lesbianfin and Polyholly are the cutest couple EVER!

Lesbianfin: Oh, shush, Rainbowstar! YOU and Polyholly are the cutest!

Polyholly: *exasperated sigh* Guys-

Aceface: -you should all cuddle up. Like right now. *suggestive smirk*

Polyholly: Aceface, no.

Fluidstream: Transpaw, where are you?

Transpaw: *squeaking* Over here!

Pansand: *eyes Transpaw thoughtfully, looking unintentionally menacing*

Fluidstream: Oh, Pansand, stop scaring my apprentice. Please.

Pridestride: *bursts into the middle of camp* HEY YOUNG'UNS, WHO'S UP FOR A PRIDE PARADE TODAY?!

Flagswag: *sighs but changes her fur colours to the gay pride flag*

Bi-sky: *from the other side of the camp* GAYDAY, STOP FLIRTING WITH QUEERDEER.

Queerdeer: Bi-sky, it's alrigh-

Gayday: *loudly speaking over Queerdeer* Am I just hot from being in the closet for so long, or is that Queerdeer?

Bi-sky: GAYDAY *runs at the tom*

Gayday: Uh oh. *starts climbing a tree* You, behind the screen, save me! This Clan is getting way too wild! *sits on a branch and looks nervously down at Bi-sky, who is glaring up at him furiously* I hope you enjoy our antics, though!

Bi-sky: I'LL GET YOU, GAYDAY! *begins to climb the tree*

Gayday: Oh, uh, bye! *jumps out of the tree and runs away*

Straightfur: *sighs* What is it with this clan...

Gayday: *yelling from the forest* STRAIGHTFUR SAVE ME BY BEING GAY!

Straightfur: *shakes his head and walks away*

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WELCOME TO QUEERCLAN!!!
Chapter brought to you by Aquarius and edited by Annco.