The sound of lighthearted music can be heard from just outside the camp, and several cats walk out to investigate. The music seems to be coming from a colorful cart with an umbrella attached to it, and is being pushed around the camp by none other than Gayday.

Gayday: Come one come all! Step right up for some iCe CrEaM!!!

Arosparrow: *tilts his head* What's ice cream?

Gayday: *stops the cart and gasps* WhAt'S iCe CrEaM??? Only the bestest, most tastiest cold treat in all of the forest! Here, try some! On the house! *hands Arosparrow a cone of vanilla ice cream*

Arosparrow: *looks at it suspiciously before licking it* *grins widely* This is amazing! *turns to the other cats gathered behind him* You guys have to try this!

Straightfur: What's it made of?

Gayday: It's family secret recipe! I shall never tell!

Straightfur: Hmm..

Pridestride: Well if you won't try any, I will. Move aside, youngster! *pads up to the cart and studies the flavors for a moment* Three scoops of strawberry ice cream, please

Gayday: Coming right up! *starts to juggle each scoop of ice cream before making them all land perfectly in the cone* Here ya go! That'll be one mouse.

Pridestride: *hands Gayday a mouse and starts to eat his ice cream* Delicious!

Pansand: *studying the flavors* There's prey flavored ice cream too? I'll try two scoops of vole flavored ice cream

Gayday: *whips it up faster than you can say mouse and hands it to Pansand* One mouse, please!

Pansand: *hands Gayday the mouse*

Fluidstream: Why would you get vole flavored ice cream when there are perfectly good voles in the fresh kill pile?

Pansand: *stares at Fluidstream for a long moment before shrugging and eating his ice cream*

Straightfur: Is it good?

Pansand: *nods, ice cream dripping down his chin before he wipes it off with a napkin*

Straightfur: I suppose I'll get in line after Queerdeer then

Queerdeer: One scoop of mouse for me and one scoop of vanilla for Bi-sky, please.

Gayday: *throws each scoop up into the air and spins before catching them in their cones* There ya go!

Queerdeer: *hands Gayday two mice*

Gayday: Ah ah ahhhh! These are on the house. Better eat them quickly or they'll melt cause of how hawt you are *winks*

Queerdeer: Er, thanks, Gayday

Straightfur: One scoop of chocolate for me, please

Gayday: *bounces the scoop a few times with his tail before throwing it into the cone*

Straightfur: *hands Gayday a mouse*

Gayday: Sorry, no-can-do! For you, my friend, you have to be gay to get this ice cream.

Straightfur: *looks at the ice cream and back down at his perfectly good mouse* But-but I . . .

*everyone leans in in hopes of Straightfur turning gay*

Straightfur: *sighs* I guess I won't have any then . . . *turns and walks away*

Gayday: *shrugs and shoves the whole cone in his mouth*

Arosparrow: *looks down at his cone, which is dripping a little bit down the sides by now, and walks over to Straightfur* Hey, Straightfur! I know it's not chocolate, but you can have mine *smiles*

Straightfur: *looks up and smiles* Thank you, Arosparrow. But, are you sure?

Arosparrow: *nods* I wanna try mouse anyways *chuckles*

Straightfur: *chuckles and takes it from him*

*everyone awes and they both blush*

Arosparrow: *flattens ears* I don't like anyone that way!

Straightfur: I'm not gay!!

Written by Brook at one in the morning because she forgot to write it today

Edited by Aquarius who is quietly melting at how adorable this is