Arosparrow: Hey Straightfur! Can we go hunting?

Straightfur: Sure. . . why not. *sighs*

Arosparrow: Yay! Let's go! *prances into the woods*

Straightfur: *rolls eyes*

Halfway through the hunting expedition, Arosparrow and Straightfur both fall down a little cliff and roll headfirst into a bramble bush.

Arosparrow: Aceface! Help!

Straightfur: *is unconscious*

Arosparrow ends up dragging Straightfur back to camp, huffing.

Straightfur: *wakes up* Wh - what happened?

Aceface: *ignores* Heyyyyy, want to go hunt for herbs later?

Straightfur: Ummm. . . no?

Aceface: Your fur is looking straighter than ever *smirks*

Straightfur: . . .

Arosparrow: *peeks from behind Straightfur* Hey, what's happening?

Aceface: You look great.

Arosparrow: What?

Aceface: *winks*

Arosparrow: *lies down, looking confused*

Aceface starts tending to the thorns on Straightfur. She grabs some leaves and slap them onto his wounds, not bothering to pull the thorns out.

Straightfur: Wait, are these the same leaves from before?

Aceface: You mean the fabulousleaf?

Straightfur: Yeah. . . you're trying to trick me into eating them again, aren't you. *not amused face*

Aceface: It isn't, but I should've. Darn.

Straightfur: And. . . the thorns?

Aceface: *eyes brighten* Aha! I'm not pulling these thorns out until you eat a fabulousleaf!

Flagswag: *pads into the medicine cats' den and changes to the gay flag*

Straightfur: Noooooo, please just pull the thorns out!

Aceface: *smirks* You want it out? Open wide then! *attempts to stuff a fabulousleaf into Straightfur's mouth*

Straightfur: AHH NO *falls to the ground and curls up into a ball*

Arosparrow: *confused blink* What's happening?

Straightfur: I'll ship Poly x Lesbian if I don't have to get barraged with cats trying to get me gay! I'll do anything!

Rainbowstar: *appears out of nowhere* Then go on top of the ledge and tell the whole clan.

Straightfur: I don't even care, I've supported them since the beginning!

Rainbowstar: GOOOOOOOOO

Straightfur limps out of the medicine cats' den as fast as he can and clumsily jumps onto the ledge, giving the Clan a big announcement.

Straightfur: POLY AND LESBIAN IS THE OTP!

The QueerClan cats start to cheer loudly. Polyholly groans and covers her ears while Lesbianfin growls.

Lesbainfin: No! Polyholly and Rainbowstar are the OTP! And you better correct your mistake now, Straightfur, or you'll regret it!

Rainbowstar: *smirks triumphantly* Ha! It seems like everyone agrees with me, Lesbianfin!

Straightfur: Can someone get these thorns out now? *pulls a thorn out of his paw* Ow!

Arosparrow: . . . whaaaaaaat?

Written by Whisper
Edited by Aquarius.