Flagswag: *humming to herself as she dips her paws in red mud and molds it into a ball*

Gayday: *pops up out of nowhere* HEY FLAGSWAG whatcha doin'??

Flagswag: *with elegance* Sculpting a masterpiece! *she swirls her claws around, mixing mud and sand*

Gayday: Ooh, nice...what is it?

Flagswag: I'm creating a rlly hot tom for Straightfur to fall in love with.

Gayday: AWESOME! *giggles* I won't tell him, I promise.

Somewhere else in QueerClan...

Aceface: Hey, Arosparrow, isn't it hilarious the way cats act when they like each other?

Arosparrow: Heh, yeah. I guess.

Aceface: *does an impersonation of Gayday flirting with Queerdeer* "hEY hOwS iT gOIn cUUTie??!" *wiggles nonexistent eyebrows* "yOU muSTa COOked a bIT lOnG iN tHAT CLosEt cuZ uR hAWt!"

Arosparrow: *wheezes with laughter* xD

Straightfur: *padding over, coughing* Aceface, can I get something for my sore throat?

Aceface: Sure. *holds out a glittering leaf*

Straightfur: I'm not eating that. Just give up already.

Aceface: Ugh fine. *gives him honey on a leaf*

Straightfur: Thanks! *laps it up*

Gayday: *appears* Straightfur, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Follow me.

Straightfur: ... *walks behind him until they reach Flagswag's den* Who are you talking about, Gayday?

Gayday: Just go inside....*sneaks away, stifling a laugh*

Straightfur: 0-0 okkayyy *enters the den warily*

He sees Flagswag's sculpture, but due to the darkness, he cannot tell it is not a real cat.

Straightfur: Uhhh...hi?

Sculpture:

Straightfur: My name's Straightfur.

Sculpture:

Straightfur: Okay you must be busy I'm gonna go now okay byeee *leaves*

Flagswag: *sitting with Gayday* Sooo? How'd it go?

Straightfur: She was pretty, but awfully quiet. *starts panicking* Oh my StarClan, what if she hates me??? $;&/!&;kefk23$! WHAT IF SHE THINKS I SMELL BAD???? *runs away crying*

Gayday: Welp, we failed.

Flagswag: This is an insult to my artistic talent. >:/

Written by Ren :P

Edited by Brook