Linc -- skinny boy with dark blonde hair and blue eyes eyes wearing a rainbow themed shirt -- appears.

Gay!Linc: I'm gay.

Mistral -- small girl with skinny arms, maybe 100 lbs at most, dark brown hair and light eyes -- appears on the screen. She is wearing a red beret and swinging around a hand bag while obnoxiously chewing gum.

Invasive!Misty: Okay. So, like you have a boyfriend?

Gay!Linc: Yeah.

Invasive!Misty: Cool, cool. So, which one of you plays the girl part?

Gay!Linc: ???

The screen cuts to another screen and Mistral is now wearing a blue headband and long grey scarf.

ConcernedMom!Misty: I mean, I don't really have a problem with it, but I just don't think we should be teaching that stuff to our kids you know?

Gay!Linc: Okay but saying you don't have a problem with it and then following up with "but I just.." indicates you have a problem with it....

ConcernedMom!Misty: I don't know. I just think it'll confuse them.

Gay!Linc: You're assuming we're teaching young children about sex. Being gay is not explicit to sex inspite of the name homosexuality.

ConcernedMom!Misty: ?!?!

Mistral changes yet again this time wearing a top hat.

Ignorant!Misty: You don't look or talk gay though

Gay!Linc: Oh yeah hold on. *Puts on a pair of Peyton's heels and struts down the hall. Exaggerated speech* This better honey?

Ignorant!Misty: I mean, it's okay and all, but, like, I just wish you'd stop shoving your sexuality in my face. Like I get it. You're gay. Chill.

Gay!Linc: But you literally just said --

Ignorant!Misty: It makes me uncomfortable. Like, I feel like you're attacking my heterosexuality and trying to turn me gay.

Gay!Linc: You can't just tern gay, hon.

Ignorant!Misty: No, but I've heard of people doing that and I'm just really --

Scene changes again, Mistral is wearing a sunhat now.

Specialized!Misty: Most gays are super weird but you're cool

Gay!Linc: Uh, thanks?

Mistral wears a purple jacket in the next shot.

PanickedMom!Misty: I mean, I guess I'd be okay with it as long as my kids weren't that way, you know. I'd cry.

Gay!Linc: ... Whoops.

Mistral wears a green shirt in this shot.

ItsAPhase!Misty: Are you sure it's not, like, just a phase? You could just think you're gay because of all the time you spend on social media. They're brainwashing kids you know.

Gay!Linc: ....

In this shot Mistral wears a grey sweater.

Homophob!Misty: Being gay is bad because being gay makes you gay and that's gay.

Gay!Linc: *for a moment he laughs uncontrolably, breaking character* glad you're aware of the concept

In this shot Mistral wears another beret but a different color from the first one.

GayFetish!Misty: Omg yay I've always wanted a gay bestie!

Gay!Linc: Whoa. Bro, calm down. We just met.

GayFetish!Misty: *takes selfie*

Gay!Linc: *uncomfortable gay panic*