Jay: I put the Bi in Bitch.

~~~

Astra: Welcome to our humble home, where everything is nice and relaxed.

Emily, in the distance: [screaming]

Jay, in the distance: EVERYTHING BURNS MOTHERFUCKERS!

Astra: Would you like to stay for dinner?

~~~

Astra, wrapping her arms around them: This is my family.

Emily: Sup.

Jay: Hiya.

Cakes: Nice to meet cha!

Jayla: Welcome.

Astra, squeezing them lightly: Hurt them and you're dead.

~~~

Astra: I care about the members equally.

Cakes: So, the house caught on fire-

Astra, pushing her out the way: IS JAY OKAY?!

~~~

Jay: Just because I cry easily doesn't mean that I am not a badass. In fact, I will fight you while I'm crying and even though my tears will block my vision I will still kick your ass because I am truly That Powerful.

~~~

Astra: This house is a disaster, we all need to clean.

Cakes: Who's coming over?

Astra: No one, we're cleaning it for us.

Cakes: But we already know we live like this.

~~~

Jay: Good morning!

Astra: ...

Astra: It's four pm-

~~~

Jay, texting: I'm in the shower.

Jayla: Oh cool.

Jayla: Send me a picture of your hair up in a giant spike lol.

~~~

Some Police Officer: DROP YOUR WEAPON!

Jayla: [does the splits flat on the ground]

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