Emily: Why is my hand so shaky?

Jayla: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Everyone: ...

Emily: That is so ominous-

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Jay, in little space: Someone made fun of me cause I like stuffies...

Astra: I'll kill them.

Jayla: Astra no.

Astra: You'll kill them?

Jayla: Astra no-

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Astra: I'll have a margarita, and he'll have... A Capri Sun.

Jay: Ma I'm a grown boy. I can buy my own Capri Sun!

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Cakes, shining a flashlight under a bed: Emily, are you ready to come out and socialize?

Emily: [violent hissing]

Cakes: Understandable, have a good day.

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Emily: ... How long is he gonna do that?

Astra: Just... Give him a moment.

Jay: [pushing a door that clearly says pull]

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Jay: When I was younger I tried to start a gang.

Jay: It turned into a book club.

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Cakes, holding up a picture of a raccoon in a trash can eating garbage: What is the animal in the picture?

Emily: A big mood.

Cakes, to Astra: Taze her again.

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Astra, to the group chat at 3 am: Skating is like walking but in cursive.

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Jayla: Can I have some?

Jay: No.

Jayla: 154763.

Jay: ... Was that my-

Jayla, nodding while backing into the shadows: Social security number.

(A/N: FYI that was just a string of numbers I typed in-)

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