Astra: I had a dream that I was on the wheel of fortune and I spun the wheel so fast it caught on fire.

Astra: Everyone clapped.

~~~

Jay, in little space: Mama!!

Astra: [fucking dies on the spot]

~~~

Jayla: [sends something cryptic in the group chat]

Jay: Jayla what the fuck-

~~~

Jay: Doc says I have four days to live.

Astra: Why? Are you sick?!

Jay: No, she just really fucking hates me.

Jayla, from down the hall: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY!

(A/N: Then they all started laughing cause a c t i n g-)

~~~

Astra: Do you wanna die?

Emily: Yes.

Astra: Too bad! You're living!

Emily, under her breath: Fuck.

~~~

Emily: Small animals are more violent.

Cakes: How? Name one.

Astra: Wasps.

Emily: Spiders.

Jayla: Jay.

~~~

Jay: Wanna hang out later?

Jayla: Generic excuse.

Jay:

Jay: Did you just say "generic excuse"?

~~~

Cakes, knocking on Emily's door: Are you decent?

Emily: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

~~~

Jay: Can't you just look at it from my perspective?

Jayla: [crouches down]

Jay: You bitch-

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