I sat on my throne, eating pie all day. "All you do is eat pie!" A dragonet said. He was my age. His name was Killer.  After I had become queen, he had simply adored me.

My royal adviser walked in. I couldn't be bothered by his name. "You should find your true love." He said. "Pick between Killer and Pie."

Killer stood there. Right next to some pie. His eyes were handsome. Well, he was handsome all together. I couldn't deny my true love!

I walked up to Killer. "Three words." I said. "I LIVE PIE!" I darted over to the pie and ate it. "Everyone will now call me Queen Pie!"

The end.

That is why I ship Queen Scarlet and pie.