i just remembered what happened at my lunch table yesterday

so i have this friend that is a shipper of ships in my school and he was sitting next to my friend who was next to me

and he grabbed my two stuffed animals and said one was me and he was like who's the other one?

so then my friend blurted out dimitri bc he's my crush

and then my shipping friend was like YEA and then i watched him make "me" and "dimitri" have sex

and then he called dimitri and was like watch this

and it was funny but it still sucked

- Phoenix