okay so today i was watching dan before i went to school

but then during the school day I heard dan in my mind narrating my thoughts, and now that i'm typing this, i can hear him, as if he was making a vlog, saying my thoughts, no, i can hear and see him, i see his hands gestures as he says these very words

then sometimes either i, subconsciously doing it, or actually dan, would start voicing their opinions in my mind

okay say someone was annoying me, then dan (or me without knowing it, just still in a dan voice) would say something in his accent like, "you fucking cunt, stop twerking on me, i have better things to do in life rather than have a butt shoved near me." or something more dan like, also, true story i got twerked on by liam today.

hopefully i haven't offended anyone in anyway when i'm typing this

(that's going to be my new outro)

- Phoenix