A/N: in case you haven't checked the previous special chapter, please do! I decided to try something new for this book and post an Insta series for a special chapter. Hope you enjoy!

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aMFqueen: Me and SeokJin were out on a chase hiding from the enemy and I decided to click this picture of him. Here's the truth bitches — YOU WILL NEVER CAPTURE KIM SEOKJIN SLIPPING. Look at the man. We have been escaping for two hours now. We practically fought 30 men. Yet he looks so good while I look like someone performed an exorcism on a rat. He is indeed the superior Kim sibling 😤 Jinie why u gay?

Comments:

PinkPrincessJin: They don't call me WWH for no reason. My face is 24 carats gold.

CrabJoonie: My man right here🍆 sorry Hyelin, he is taken by Mr 🦀

BratzDollChim: The Superior Kim sibling. Tae 🌚

vanTAE: who's girlfriend are you?

aMFqueen: ^yours only coz Jinnie gay and he got Joon and I cannot compete with Namjesus

vanTAE: I—

FrustratedSeagull: Tae if I were you, I'd leave for the Antartic after this disrespect.

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aMFqueen: I introduced Sua to this wonderful thing called pot and this happened. Twin thingsssss only

STRESSEDsisterSUA: DELETE BITCH

Hopeonthestreet: I am Deceased 💀

TaoTao: What in the name of lord 🙈

YehetSehun: Noona you said you'd let me pose too!!!!!

GuardianMyeon: Sua looks so beautiful 😍

XiuXiuMinMin: ^Junmyeon how do you even know who's who you whore?

KimKai: And I oop—

HentaiBoyDaniel: Why am I not surprised?

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aMFqueen: Lee Minho just say it once and I will leave Taehyung for you. Instead of the ice cream why don't you try something else 🍑 🐱 #theloveofmylife # Taehyungcansuckass

FrustratedSeagull: Taehyung you really need to leave for Antartica

CrabJoonie: Taehyung you okay?

KimKai: Taehyung is just a substitute until Hye Noona finds Lee Minho.

AgustD: why is this shit on my feed

VocalKingChen: I can feel Taehyung's pain and that is making me want to write a ballad.

vanTAE: Guys she posted this while sitting on my lap. I even helped select the picture. At this point I have come to terms with the fact that we are in a three way relationship with Lee Minho.

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aMFqueen: I take my words back. Taehyung can suck MY ASS. Daddy where are you? Come to the bedroom right now.

SatanSoo: I don't want your shit on my timeline Hyelin I am blocking you.

PinkPrincessJin: No one's sucking ass. Not in my religious household 😤

TaoTao: How to bleach my eyes after reading this.

vanTAE: 😏😏😏

HentaiBoyDaniel: Noona but you said I have to stay a virgin till marriage just like you. Why are you calling him to your room then?

STRESSEDsisterSUA : @HentaiBoyDaniel yes you have to stay a Virgin Daniel. She is only calling him to play UNO ok.

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aMFqueen: Baby Googie decided to throw it back in the club. #Kingoftheslutdrop

PinkPrincessJin: I AM THE KING OF THE SLUT DROP. Wait— Kookie my child what happened to your innocence 😤

Hopeonthestreet: JiBooty who? We only know KookBooty

AgustD: Blocking all of you whores

Baconnnn: 🍑🍑👅👅

CrabJoonie: Jungkook, you said you were sick and that is why you couldn't go to finish the deal. You know what JK? You are fired from Bangtan.

vanTAE: ^ Hyelin and him went to a strip club. Joon Hyung he couldn't go seal a deal because he was busy sealing something else. Kookie lost his Virginity finally!

BratzDollChim: I dare anyone to shame my JiBooty 😠

FrustratedSeagull: YES I DID LOSE IT FINALLY! Also NAMJOON HYUNG 😭😭 I am sorry please. Why did you email me the termination letter 😭😭😭 JIN HYUNG stop your boyfriend😭

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aMFqueen: 3 years ago this man tried to stab my hand with a dagger. I told him never to harm my ring finger because I didn't want my future boyfriend to see a scar on it. Today the same man put a ring on it. Here's my aesthetic post. I FINALLY SAID YES. And oh I proposed as well, he said yes too...❤️❤️❤️

STRESSEDsisterSUA: I am not crying.. I am not crying... 😭😭😭

KimKai: What have you gotten yourself into @vanTAE. Can I get a RIP in the chat for Kim Taehyung?

YehetSehun: You make Noona ever cry and 11 of us will shred your d**k to pieces @vanTAE. But congratulations ❤️

Bangtan.BTS: congratulations from all of us since author M is a lazy hoe who doesn't want to write individual comments 🤥

WeAreOne.EXO: Same with us. Author M can step in shit but congratulations 🥳

AgustD: Awww sweet.. but I still don't want this shit on my TL.

GentleGiantYeol: @aMFqueen has a new apple pie maker. Yeolie is free now. Yeolie has no master.

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aMFqueen: felt daddy might delete later 👅

vanTAE: AHHHHHHHH

vanTAE: KAVEVQKjvevwkahshwnwnVsj

vanTAE: BABY I AM READY IN THE ROOM

vanTAE: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO HOT

vanTAE: JUST SAY IT ONCE I WILL BE ON MY KNEES

vanTAE: DADDY HYE COME SPANK ME.

BratzDollChim: Taehyung.exe has stopped working

GuardianMyeon: I— 🌚🌚 Hye lend this to Sua please. I want Daddy Sua too.

JurazilLay: do you want to um 👉🏼👈🏼 get back to being friends with benefit 🤪

XiuXiuMinMin: So this is where my white satin shirt is. Kang Hyelin put it back in my wardrobe or be ready to face my wrath

DeerLuhan: 🌚🌚🌚

Baconnnn: I choked on my Bacon.

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aMFqueen: I coined a new ship name today. SOPE. They are officially the hottest couple around. And I diligently extend them the invitation to have a #4some with me and @vanTAE

HentaiBoyDaniel: #4some? Is this a new term for pick 4 in UNO?

vanTAE: thats it Hyelin, enough internet for you today.

Baconnn: 🧐🧐🧐 I am wondering how two gays and two heteros will make this work. Surprise us bitches!

aMFqueen: @Baconnn you know we have three holes for a reason right 🥵

PinkPrincessJin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE THE HOTTEST COUPLE AROUND. HAVE YOU SEEN MY FACE. PLASTIC SURGEONS CALL IT GOLDEN. HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THIS. and yeah Joon is allright too.

Hopeonthestreet: We respectfully decline your invitation.

AgustD: I thought I blocked this bitch. ALSO WHERE IS MY BLACK PRADA BLAZER I AM WEARING IN THIS PICTURE. HYELIN COME GIVE IT BACK. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT

KimKai: ^Suga I think I saw her sell it on Ebay yesterday.

AgustD: SHE WHAT—

aMFqueen: Thats how I make money bitch @AgustD you snooze you lose mf ✨🥱

CrabJoonie: this Mafia has become a wreck.

JurazilLay: Want to do a partnership Hye? I steal you sell. 50-50 profit?

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aMFqueen: I fell on the altar all thanks to @STRESSEDsisterSUA. But anyways, we are now married. Meaning I am eligible to rob Kim Taehyung of 50% of his property legally 🤪 Presenting to you Mr and Miss Kim. And Miss and Mr Kang. Coz this a feminist household we don't do patriarchy here!

For all those wondering, no Sua didn't kill me. I survived. Taehyung didn't talk me to for the rest of the ceremony. But then he saw me in lingerie and suddenly we were Gucci😏😏😏

aMFqueen: Also, putting comments off because I know I have a lot of admirers who will write Congratulatory messages and I don't want my phone to blow up with the ping sound while Kim Taehyung and I do the naughty. Its distracting. So I expect y'all to sympathise with a newly married couple's sex life.

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aMFqueen: Happy birthday to this cutie pie. So grateful to have someone who dislikes and loves to annoy @STRESSEDsisterSUA as much as I do. Can't wait to gang up on her and irritate her to the moon and back. Love you my Danie Boo, you will always be my favorite baby boy. Lots of love from your fav sis! 🥰🥳🥺👻

DeerLuhan: Triggered Sua incoming in 3..2..1

STRESSEDsisterSUA: I AM HIS FAV SIS. I RAISED HIM. AND HE LOVES ME MORE. HOW DARE YOU BOTH GANG UP ON ME.

FrustratedSeagull: HBD bro got a whole new Hentai collection for you. Have a blast 💀

GuardianMyeon: ^seems Daniel is already having a blast. Ohhh @HentaiBoyDaniel I am seeing you in the park rn.

HentaiBoyDaniel: SUHO HYUNG! GO AWAY YOU CREEP. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME AND JIHYO WITH BINOCULARS. AND TELL  @vanTAE BESIDE YOU THAT NO HIS GREEN COAT ISN'T CAMOUFLAGING HIM INCASE HE THINKS HE BLENDS IN WITH THE PLANTS.

vanTAE: .....

TaoTao: the all caps lmaoooo

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aMFqueen: He plugs in my console now. @vanTAE and I 🍆🍆

TaoTao: remember when you broke my Wii console. You must have balls of steel to let her play @vanTAE

DeerLuhan: why do you put that emoji everywhere?

aMFqueen: Because @DeerLuhan I cannot have enough of @vanTAE's 🍆🍆😈

KimKai: Even after we stole her XBOX she doesn't learn.

CrabJoonie: I can hear Hyelin crying. Did she lose again?

vanTAE: Wife or no wife, I don't have mercy. *insert Jessie voice* We are not a team. This is a competition. Kang Hyelin cannot play Mario even if her life depended on it. Loserrrrrrr

PinkPrincessJinnie: Taehyung just came running to my room because he is scared. He now locked the room and is pleading Joonie not to open the door because Hyelin is outside. Lmaooooooo

aMFqueen: @vanTAE come out sweetie. I just want to talk.

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aMFqueen: @vanTAE has successfully put a 🥯 in my oven. Guess who got Pregoooo. I am officially knocked up!

STRESSEDsisterSUA: I am going to love the baby more than anything in the world 😭

HentaiBoyDaniel: I am no longer the baby of EXOtan 😭😭 

BratzDollChim: @vanTAE impressive my man but congratulations ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ cannot wait to shower the baby with all my love

CrabJoonie: I already have the baby shoe collection ready💖

PinkPrincessJin: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Uncle Jin cannot wait for you little one. I know @vanTAE will be the best father ever.

GuardianMyeon: Boys we have a little one to protect now 🥺🥺🥺 also Sua lets make one too....

FrustratedSeagull: @vanTAE is sitting beside me, holding the scan and he won't stop crying 😭😭😭😭😭

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aMFqueen: June Kim ❤️ mommy and daddy love you little June and promise to always cherish and protect you the most 💖

STRESSEDsisterSUA: My heart ❤️ June's gonna have two mommies now 🥺

HentaiBoyDaniel: I—😭😭😭😭 take all off Uncle Dan's love June 😭❤️

BangtanBoysofficial: Bangtan's baby ❤️❤️

Weareone.EXO: ^she is EXO's baby first ❤️

vanTAE: Dadda's princess always ❤️❤️ Hye you did so good. I love both my girls 😭

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(Credit to owner: how does this man look exactly like Taehyung lol)

aMFqueen: My 🌎 Captured moments before June smacked her Dadda with her fist. Guess she learns it from her mommy 👅

vanTAE: my eye is swollen now. Maybe our princess is Hulk in disguise.

FrustratedSeagull: this happened because Hyung tried to take her from my arms. June loves Uncle Kookie the most 😤

JurazilLay: ^Jungkook make statements like this only if you wish to get beaten up by all of us.

PinkPrincessJin: Y'all mfs don't stand a chance in front of me. Buzz off now. Uncle Jin will always be June's favourite 🥳

SatanSoo: I have Hyelin on mute most of the times but lets make one thing clear. EXO uncles are clearly June's favourites.

AgustD: Eat shit @SatanSoo she clearly likes Bangtan uncles more

XiuXiuMinMin: there is therapy for delusion @AgustD. Keep dreaming lil meow. EXO will always be her fav side of the family.

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aMFqueen: HBD Oli London 💖 aka my husband's soulmate and by default my soulmate too.

BratzDollChim: HYELIN HOW DARE YOU

BratzDollChim: YOU LITTLE SHIT

FrustratedSeagull: Oli London looks good here🤪

vanTAE: For a split second I thought that was Jimin. But sorry Oli, you look great! HBD

Hopeonthestreet: ^HBD Oli I see your surgery was quite successful.

CrabJoonie: Legend says some guy named Park Jimin got surgery to look like Oli.

PinkPrincessJin: Ily Oli, more than I love Jimin

AgustD: HBD Oli. Plastic looks good on u

BratzDollChim: Die all you mfs

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Private post: Only XiuXiuMinMin, JurazilLay, GuardianMyeon, DeerLuhan and 7 others can see it.

aMFqueen: Happy anniversary my favourite boys 💖 Remember our first picture? We rented the suits out in exchange of providing 50gm of weed to the suit rental guy. Baekhyun stole a camera from the department store. Kai suggested everyone dye their hair and all of you mfs except for DO stepped out with these atrocious colors. No one took us seriously as a group. I remember yelling so much because you guys wouldn't stand properly for the picture. After 10 attempts I finally clicked this. And till this day I cherish the picture.

No matter what happened in the past, we were a family. Its been almost six years since Kris killed himself. Every day I feel this empty space whenever I look at this picture. I hope he is okay wherever he is. I wish it didn't end the way it did. He may have deceived us but I know in the bottom of my heart he always loved all of us. Rest in peace Kris and Wei❤️

And to the rest of you, I will always have your back. No matter what happens. I promised to take care of you all when I started EXO and promise to do for the rest of my life. Hye loves you the most my crazy lil mfs. Here's to a lifetime of choke slamming you guys for absolutely no reason.

We were one. We are one. We will be one.

We are EXO.

The end.