Make I'm In Love With My Car The B-side To BoRhap

[Roger has changed the name of the group chat to Make I'm In Love With My Car The B-side To BoRhap]

[Roger has changed MamaCat's nickname to Traitor Devil Spawn]

[Roger has changed Disco Deaky's nickname to Neutral isn't the play here Deacon]

[Roger has changed GuitarDad's nickname to My only true friend Brian]

Neutral isn't the play here Deacon: Roger what??

My Only True Friend Brian: Roger has locked himself in a cupboard, refusing to come out unless Freddie agrees to have I'm in love with my car as the B-side to BoRhap

Neutral isn't the play here Deacon: oh wow that's mature

Roger: shut the fuck up Deaky pick a side

[Neutral isn't the play here Deacon has changed his nickname to I'm with traitor devil spawn]

Roger: EXCUSE ME !!!🤬🤬🤬

My only true friend Brian: hahahahahaha genius John 🤣🤣

I'm with traitor devil spawn: sure😉guessing you're with Rog on this one?

My only true friend Brian: nah, i have nothing against the song, but it's not exactly bohemian rhapsody level art

Roger: how dare you

I'm with traitor devil spawn: so why are you still his "only true friend"?

My only true friend Brian: cause I said I didn't mind if it became the B-side and then agreed to bring him supplies

I'm with traitor devil spawn: ahh I see, for the record I don't mind either but  this is just a bit much Rog

Roger: you all will never understand me 😤

Traitor Devil Spawn: it's not happening Roger, I won't follow up my masterpiece with that, sorry buddy

[My only true friend Brian has changed his nickname to Roger's slave apparently]

Roger: hey I just asked for three things!

Roger's slave apparently: you asked for an expensive bottle of wine, a large pizza and several kinds of snacks, none of which are in the house and the wine is from a place on the other side of town

Roger: okay maybe they were a little high demands

Roger's slave apparently: a little? I'll get you something to eat and drink that's in the house that's all and you should be thankful I don't have to put up with your shit Roger but I chose to cause I'm a good friend

Roger: fine fine whatever get me whatever thank you 🙏🏼

Traitor Devil Spawn: you could just get out of there and make it easier for all of us Taylor

Roger: NEVER! I will even starve if I have to, I'm in love with my car is going on the b-side!!!!!

Roger's slave apparently: will you now?

Roger: no please no Brian don't leave me

Roger's slave apparently: I'm just messing I'm here now

[Roger has changed Roger's slave apparently's nickname to My Good Friend Bri]

Roger: thanks mate, I appreciate ya

Traitor Devil Spawn: I would argue that this is cheating

Roger: no it's not! you need me! This band is nothing without me!

Traitor Devil Spawn: Are you threatening to quit?

Roger: I will neither confirm nor deny anything

Traitor Devil Spawn: well I don't have time for this I'm going for lunch have a good long time in the cupboard

Roger: *hiss* traitor

My Good Friend Bri: you two are ridiculous

I'm with traitor devil spawn: tell me about it

[I'm with traitor devil spawn has changed his nickname to Deaky]

[My Good Friend Bri has changed his nickname to Bri]

[Bri has changed Traitor Devil Spawn's nickname to Freddie]

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