The Queens

Disco Deaky: hey so Freddie adopted another cat, what do we do?

Brian: don't think there's anything we can do mate

Disco Deaky: we live in the same apartment! And he can't just do what he wants!

Freddie: actually darling I can

Roger: I think he can

Disco Deaky: ugh, look I have nothing against cats but there's a limit

Freddie: 😲 how dare you suggest there can ever be too many cats

Disco Deaky: I... god fine whatever, I'll see you guys later

Roger: well I think Brian likes him

Freddie: wait where are you two?

Roger: I'm on the couch writing but Brian is on the floor cradling him

Freddie: hah sometimes I think he likes them more than me

Roger: now the other cats are climbing on top of him too this is fun

Brian: I am in heaven <3

Disco Deaky: I think you might wanna change his nickname to Catlover Rog

Freddie: if he keeps this up they're gonna like him more than me as well!

Roger: yeah mate I think he's unconsciously adopting your cats

Freddie: I will not let this happen! I am coming my children!

Roger: haha this is entertaining to watch John you might wanna get back home already

Disco Deaky: no thanks, it's a cat chaos at the moment and I'm not the biggest fan

Roger: fair enough but it's hilarious, now they're battling over who gets to hold Romeo this is about to backfire

Disco Deaky: maybe he'll stop getting more then

Roger: and there we go the cats are sprinting

Roger: oh shit one just tipped over the red special and another almost got hit by it

Roger: and now one broke Freddie's favourite vase

Roger: oh boy Brian is angry about his guitar and Freddie is angry cause his cat almost got hurt this is hilarious

Disco Deaky: see why I stay away from it?

Roger: nah mate it's genius, I think my next song's gonna be about this hah

Freddie: Never again Brian I swear to God! They are my cats!

Brian: I live here too! And you've got to control them! I won't have them tearing into my clothes or destroying my guitar I can't just get another one! But you can just get another cat!

Freddie: Oh you did not just go there darling, you did not! 🤬

Roger: I'm laughing my ass of this is comedy gold

[Roger has changed Freddie's nickname to MamaCat]

[Roger has changed Brian's nickname to GuitarDad]

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