Yeah, this might take some explaining.

*DISCLAIMER: None of this actually happened (except for this chapter and this chapter only). This book is purely for entertainment (being cooped up inside does things to all of us and our sanity).*

Once, sometime in the deepest depths of 2019, I was writing an English assignment.

Now, as unlikely as it seems, that was the humble beginning of this fateful tale. You see, I was having a touch of difficulty writing my report. And, like anyone with half a brain cell, I procrastinated.

My initial thoughts ran something along the lines of: Man, if only Newt was here to help me write the perfect sentence!

Unfortunately, our dear Newton was nowhere in sight. I ultimately arrived at the conclusion that the magnanimous (I am rather fond of that word) magizoologist was preoccupied with activities more likely to be of his immediate interests.

My thoughts then turned to his elder brother- perhaps he wouldn't be too busy to take a moment out of his day to assist a struggling student cope with her monstrosity of an assignment?

(Although he might well have been) I decided not. And thus, I formed a way to communicate with Theseus Scamander in the hopes that he could help me write my English report.

It is a truly magnificent book, I wholeheartedly recommend it. Although I may be slightly biased, having authored the piece myself.

I showed my good friend, RavenclawSeal139, at once, but alas- we never did end up summoning Theseus that fateful day.

Returning back to the present:

I recently experienced what many esteemed authors and fanfiction writers title 'writer's block,' and it became difficult to find inspiration to continue writing my series on this website. In strife, I turned to my wonderful friends with a desperate cry for encouragement (or rather, distraction).

Eventually, the conversation turned towards fond memories of 2019, and How to Summon Theseus Scamander from Another Dimension surfaced into the chat. All of a sudden, I was hit by a groundbreaking solution to my publication complication.

Summon Theseus to assist me in writing fanfiction! Why not?

I quickly asked my companions for their valuable opinions, and after a (very) formal and intellectual conversation, the proposition was given a green light.

Needless to say, it was an otherworldly (no pun intended) experience. It ended all too soon, to my bitter sadness. However, I was inspired to make the moments last by constructing an informative and absolutely (un)trustworthy blog about my experiences. A small note should be mentioned, though...

Under no circumstances would I purposely use slang language or demeaning text talk demonstrated across the following few chapters purely for my own leisure. Any such tendencies are only used by yours truly during dire times when I find myself in the need of sending an urgent message as quickly as possible, or to create entertainment on an unrealistic scale (the latter of which is the case regarding this book).

Please, dear reader, enjoy the blog I have created throughout the following (virtual) pages after my enlightening encounter with one of the wizarding world's most fabulous war heroes.

Until next time,

Cat (newly-promoted blog writer (who didn't quite even know what a blog was until she was 10)).