27/04/2020, Monday, 11:59 am.

QUARANTINED: with Theseus Scamander, entry 5, from the floor of the living room.

I completely forgot to write over the weekend, I'm so sorry uvu

Something happened. Recently, Theseus has had a faint glimmer around his figure, kind of like a glowing outline. He thinks he might be starting to fade out of this dimension :(

We tried reading up on it (I can now confirm that 'inter-dimension summoning process' is in my recent search history) and, apparently, he has almost a month until he disappears back into his own wonderful dimension. 'Tis sad. We still have a few things to do on our list:

THINGS TO DO WITH THESEUS BEFORE HE FADES OUT OF EXISTENCE:

- Receive auror lessons from him

- Take many selfies (normally I never take selfies but... hey, it's Theseus)

- Chat about favourite books

- Make some newtina banners for him to take back to his dimension and scare everyone with

But I'm sure we can cover it in the time we have. I first summoned him on the 22nd, I think, so we have until the 22nd of May.

On the other hand, I finally got round to explaining the plot of le fanfiction to him (actually, he reminded me that I had summoned him for a reason XD). We mucked around a bit, then I let him read the non-cringiest parts of Skip a Beat (he was concerned). Then he got confused about the prophecy and everything and pointed out a plot hole, so I panicked and quickly altered the date of José Velázquez's death (nothing too drastic, though).

Then he asked if the second book was worth reading and that went down a little like this

Theseus: So... you got this, a lot of loose ends here, and the book just ends.

Me: Yep.

Also me: *chews sammich because it's lunchtime and online school is abandoned for now*

Theseus: Just like that.

Me: Yep.

Theseus: *shrugs* *muncches on sammich*

Me: But I've started the sequel.

Theseus: Oh, so you've already got about half of it done?

Me: I wouldn't say half.

Theseus: Is it worth reading?

Me:

Me: no

Theseus: Okay where is it?

Me: *slowly bites sammich*

Theseus: I'm only going to read it

Also Theseus: It can't be that bad

Also Theseus: I'll leave-

Me: Okay it's on my phone *hands him the chapter outline*

And then I skipped to the parts where Newt and Tina do not undergo violent violence and he skimmed the outline. And God was pleased with what he saw.

We agreed to brainstorm this afternoon, after school. We've got ideas, and what happens next. We just need something to link it all together. I'm so excited!

He's been watching me from across the room for a while now, though. I can tell he wants me to do work now. It's strange having one of your favourite (non) fictional characters telling you to put your head down and FoCuS oN tHoSe sTem AnD LeAf cHaRTs Or i wOn'T giVE yOU aUrOr LesSonS

Until next time,

Cat (who needs to put her head down and focus on those stem and leaf charts or Theseus won't giver her auror lessons)