Freak out (a lot (with a side of popcorn))

22/04/2020, Tuesday, 8:07 pm.

QUARANTINED with Theseus Scamander, entry 1, from the floor of my bedroom.


Coronavirus still claims the globe with fear. Some are running. Some are hiding. Some are buying unnecessary amounts of toilet paper.

I, on the other hand, am writing. Nothing too fancy, all pretty run of the mill.

Oh yeah except for the fact that Theseus Scamander agreed to help me out. That's pretty lit.

I was ecstatic when my majestical sorcery powers worked :3 :3 :3

Theseus Scamander poofed into my room like a glorified cloud of terrificness and we chilled for a few and drank slurpees. (jk, I freaked out a lot and pranced around the room like a calcified weather frog) (and he didn't poof into the room so much as rise from a seemingly endless pit of bright light and flop on the floor like a panicked fish).

After I had calmed down enough, he started freaking out (a lot) because I guess it's pretty daunting to be suddenly summoned to an alternate dimension.

We both freaked out for a bit then actually calmed down. (Legitimately, this time) After a while, he was actually pretty chill with it.

I'm not quite sure how time and space laws work in alternate dimensions- I'm not exactly a thorough sci-fi junkie (I probably should have done my research :/)... but let's hope no one realises that he's missing back at the wizarding world.

We made a list earlier of things we have to do with the little amount of time we have.

So far, it's looking great.


THINGS TO DO WITH THESEUS BEFORE HE FADES OUT OF EXISTENCE:

- Crash in our (my sister and my) bunk bed and eat popcorn and watch movies all night

- Receive auror lessons from him

- Ask him very nicely to sign my everything

- Take many selfies (normally I never take selfies but... hey, it's Theseus)

- Dress up as Newt and do Newt impressions

- SHIP NEWTINA A LOT

- Cry about Leta together

- Insist that she's not dead together


I'm sure we'll get round to it all, we're both very excited. Actually, I'm 99.9% sure we'll only end up adding to the list as time goes on. Maybe I could experiment and see if I can summon the entire gang as well. Only time will tell...

Oh, the popcorn just ran out. Gotta go pop some more!!!

This is a wrap for now. Welcome to QUARANTINED with Theseus Scamander.


Yours,

Cat (who is still shaking from her first encounter with a being from an alternate dimension).

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