Zelda, the Princess of Hyrule, was bored out of her mind.

She did everything she could think of while being trapped in her room- baking desserts, knitting and even uploading pointless Tik Toks. Peach on the other hand decided it would be a GREAT idea to throw a pool party. Once teen every in Florida heard about it, they hurried to the mansion's pool and started vibing in it (I just feel like the mansion would be located in Florida-). Let's just say Crazy hand was not happy about it, since he already had the task of looking after the mansion ever since Master Hand caught the virus.

"What to do..." She muttered while reading an article titled "40 things to do while in quarantine".

Go on a walk? She did that five times already. Learn a new language? She learned Korean, French, Italian and Hindi in the past two weeks.

Then her eyes fell on the one thing she hasn't tried: 34. Play an online game with friends.

"Of course! Why didn't I think of that before?" Zelda exclaimed. Then she paused. "Wait, the only game I've ever played asides from Smash is Breath Of The Wild. In fact, I don't even own a console." She groaned.

Then it hit her. She could simply download games on her computer! Immediately, Zelda typed in "Best PC games of 2020" in Google. As soon as she clicked searched, so many games popped up, as well as Steam.

Let's see, Overwatch? It looked cool. But once she learned it was a shooter, Zelda decided not to buy it. Fortnite? Then she remembered Lucina burning a bunch of Switch copies of it on the rooftop. Guess it's a bad game.

Then her eyes fell on a game that was made in 2009. "Minecraft?" She read out loud. Curious, she clicked on the website. From what she read, it was a game where you can explore and create a world. Since Zelda was a pretty creative person, it didn't seem like a bad choice.

"Welp, I guess this is the one I'm buying..." She said as she pulled out her credit card to pay for the game. After purchasing and setting up the whole thing, Zelda was finally ready to relax and play her new game.

"Okay let's see... singleplayer... create new world... let's call it "Hyrule" for now... sure we'll go with Survival Mode whatever that means..." She muttered while clicking several options. "Okay, let's do this!" She exclaimed as she clicked on "Play Selected World".

"So do I move with the arrow keys or WASD... guess both works." Zelda thought out loud as she controlled Steve. She clicked on a tree to gather some wood, only to be surprised when the entire tree didn't collapse (TIMBER-). "Huh, looks like physics doesn't really apply in Minecraft." She said with a laugh.

Unsure what to do, Zelda started to dig. She kept digging lower until she came across a spider. "Hello!" She said with a smile. Suddenly, the spider attacked her (no surprise there)! Yelping, Zelda quickly rose to the surface with the dirt she gathered.

"Damn spider..." She muttered. "Oh, its night now!"

Then she spotted something in the distance. Curious, Zelda walked over to it to discover it was a green four-legged creature with an adorable black face (Creeper? AW MAN-).

"Aw, what are you?" She asked clicking on it. The thing flashed red and jumped back. "Oops, I didn't mean to hurt you!" She quickly apologized.

And then it happened.

hiiiIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSssssss

Confused Zelda stared at the creature. "Is it supposed to hissing?" She asked nervously. And then-

booOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!

Zelda gasped and fell out of her chair. When she looked up, she saw the following words:

Game Over!

Zelda was killed by Creeper

Score: 0

It took a few seconds for Zelda to understand what that meant. "So that thing can kill you?! Hmph, so much for being cute..." She muttered with her arms crossed.

Not wanting to die for a second time, Zelda decided to ask an expert for help, also known as her male counterpart, Sheik (don't bash me for making Sheik a guy-). She punched in his number into her phone and waited for him to pick up. Finally, he answered on the fourth ring.

"Zelda?" He asked lazily.

"Hi Sheik, I need your help with a game. How do you play Minecraft?" Zelda asked him.

Silence. And then Sheik burst out laughing.

"What's so funny...?" Zelda slowly asked.

"Z-Zelda, the P-princess of Hyrule i-is playing a video game-" He managed to say before howling again.

Zelda rolled her eyes. "How old do you think I am? If you're going to make fun of me for playing a computer game, then I'll ask someone sensible for help, like Samus." She declared.

Finally, the Sheikah stopped laughing. "Okay, gimme a moment, I'll save you Princess. Come on Discord." He said before hanging up. Zelda shook her head and launched Discord.

Eventually, Sheik came online along with Samus. "Zelda, if you know what's good for you, don't ask this clown to guide you through Minecraft." Samus said in the mic nonchalantly.

"Oh shush boomer," Sheik shot back.

"What did you just call me...?" Samus hissed. From her side, Zelda can hear knuckles cracking.

"Uh, did I say boomer? I meant beautiful woman!" He quickly said. "Anyways Zel, you first want to craft some wooden planks. Get some wood and arrange them in this pattern in the crafting grid." He instructed, showing his screen to the other two.

"Got it." Zelda got to work. "Okay, now what?"

"Next, make a stick by placing two vertically adjacent wooden planks in the grid. Once you're done, we'll make you a wooden pickaxe." He continued.

Zelda nodded. "Let's see how this goes...

*TIME SKIP*

By the time night had fallen, Zelda managed to put up with Sheik's jokes and built a small house with a bed with his guidance.

"So Zel, what did you think about your first day of Minecraft?" Samus asked.

Zelda shrugged. "Eh, could have been worse. But at least I didn't die this time." She answered.

"If how don't mind me asking, how exactly did you die last time?" Sheik asked.

"I found an adorable green creature and tried to interact with it only for it to blow me up." She replied.

Sheik and Samus were quiet. Then, the Sheikah spoke up.

"You're telling me you actually walked up to a Creeper?" Sheik whispered with a giggle.

"Is that what it's called? Good to know." Zelda said with a smile.

Sheik burst into hysterics again. Samus facepalmed and DMed her friend so she wouldn't have to tolerate anymore of his bullshit.

Metroid Killer: If u don't wanna deal with surviving mobs and actually wanna build something epic, play Creative Mode.

Metroid Killer: Let's leave this goof and make a new world and build a palace together ;)

Metroid Killer: Also it's unnecessary, but I recommend using this skin: zeldaskin.jpg

Zelda: Thanks mate