After the shit that's been happening in the Mansion since SOMEONE thought it would be a good idea to start a Kpop group, Dark Pit wanted nothing more to relax. So, he decided to have a nice, long, hot bath.

It was actually really relaxing. Until...

beeEEEEPPPP

That was his bathroom's intercom. Yes, Crazy Hand decided to install a waterproof intercom in every fighter's bathroom to call each other if there was an emergency and someone was in the bathroom ever since Greninja thought nothing could go wrong with flooding everyone's bathrooms for his water ballet. But because another emergency never occurred since that incident, people just use it as a phone if they're bored while taking a shower (I never understood why people need to take their phones to the bathroom. It's disgusting! Are people that addicted to Tik Tok?).

Groaning, Dark Pit got up from the cucumber-scented bubbles and pressed the button. "What?" he asked in a bored tone.

"Hola, mi amigo. It's been a while, no?" the voice from the other side asked.

Ah, that was Meta Knight, everyone's favourite Spanish blueberry (I have a canon that Meta Knight is Spanish). The angel became friends with him after Meta Knight realized he was the only other person in the Mansion who can understand him. At least Meta Knight knows English now.

"I guess it has. What's up?" Dark Pit answered.

"I was just wondering if you would like to join us in our "edgy" tennis meet today."

Upon hearing that, Dark Pit almost drowned.

"¿Mi amigo? Are you okay? I asked if you would like to play tennis with us. You know, the sport where you hit a ball with a racket? You haven't been showing up to our meetings." Meta Knight asked with concern.

Oh. That kind of tennis. Not the cringe Kpop group Shulk had formed and Robin decided to call "10/S". Pronounced "Ten-ess". And it was supposed to stand for "Ten Smashers", but ended up as a meme. The reason the fallen angel hasn't been showing up is because of practice. Why do they need to practice if they're just a rip-off BTS group that will never be on America's Got Talent?

"I-I'll be there." Dark Pit sputtered as he resurfaced.

"Bueno. I will see you there." With that, Meta Knight hung up.

Sighing, Dark Pit washed off and went back into his room. He quickly changed into the gym uniform the hands provided everyone before putting on his black visor and mask and grabbing his racket from under his bed and heading out (That's where I found my racket lol).

You see, Waluigi noticed how everyone was shut up in their rooms ever since the pandemic started and no one was working out. For God's sake, they weren't even leaving their rooms! Well, that was understandable after everyone realized how bad the virus actually was after Master Hand caught COVID-19 just for stepping out of the mansion for a couple minutes without a mask (How can a hand wear a mask...?).

So being the great Assist Trophy he was, Waluigi started hosting tennis games in the park which was a five minute walk from the mansion. No one cared. So, noticing there were so many edgy fighters, he made it "edgy" tennis. From then on, Cloud, Lucina, Dark Pit, Dark Samus, Shadow, Sheik, Meta Knight and Wolf started showing up. But Waluigi still felt like it wasn't enough. So he invited the other Echo fighters. So Daisy, Lucas, Richter, and Pichu joined. All though it looks like she can't, Pichu is a tennis GOD. This adorable mouse Pokemon was undefeatable.

Okay, back to the story.

By the time Dark Pit had arrived, a lot of people were already there. You had Waluigi himself, Meta Knight, Daisy, Lucas, Dark Samus, Suga-

WHAT.

Was he seeing things? Nah, there's no way that brat was still here. Still, he decided to confirm it.

"Hey Lucas," Dark Pit called.

Turning around, the child's face lit up. "Hi Pittoo!"

Smiling, Dark Pit crouched down to Lucas's height and pointed to the guy sitting on the bleachers by himself (If Lucas can't make you smile, what is wrong with you?). "Do you know who that is?"

Lucas squinted at the person Dark Pit was pointing up before his face lit up. "Oh! That's Yoongi. I think. His English is broken. But I think he can understand it?" he explained.

For the love of Viridi, what is he doing here?

Quickly thanking Lucas for the info, he hurried to where the idol was sitting. "Dude."

"Huh?" Yoongi asked looking up.

"The hell are you still doing here?"

"Huh?"

Rolling his eyes, Dark Pit cleared his throat. "Wae ajig yeogi issini?" (Why are you still here?) (Yes, I used Google Translate so some stuff may be off. Sorry in advance if any of you are Korean).

Upon hearing him speak fluently, Yoongi almost fell off the bleachers. "Hangug eoleul aseyo?!" (You know Korean?!)

"Geulae, Bylethneun uliege," (Yeah, Byleth has been teaching us.)

"Nuga tto Bylethibnikka?" (Who's Byleth again?)

"Palan meoli seonsaengnim." (Teacher with blue hair.)

"...geudaji guchejeog-iji anhseubnida. yeogie palan meolileul gajin salamdeul-i manh-i issseubnida." (...that's not very specific, there's a lot of people here with blue hair.) (Well he's not wrong lmao)

"Jal- Jamkkan, ajig nae jilmun-e daedabhaji anh-eu syeossgun-yo! chinguga dangsin-eul seoullo delyeo gaji anh-assnayo?" (Well- Wait, you still haven't answered my question! Didn't your friend take you back to Seoul?)

Yoongi smirked. "Naega geuleul sog-yeoss-euljido moleunda." (I may have tricked him.)

"Eotteohge?" (How?) Dark Pit asked (Because he's Yoongi :p).

"Naneun nae bangsig-iissda" (I have my ways.)

"...joh-a, geuleom." (...okay then.)

Looking past Yoongi, Dark Pit noticed Lucina and Sheik entering the court. For some odd reason, they were armed. Deciding to see what was up, he walked up to them.

"Hi Pittoo," Lucina waved.

"Can you not call me that?" he muttered. "Why do guys have your weapons? We're only playing tennis."

"We're being each other's bodyguards. I'm protecting Lucina from Corrin," Sheik explained.

"And I'm shielding Sheik that guy from BTS."

Okay, now he was even more confused. "Why?"

Lucina shrugged. "It goes without saying for Corrin; if I'm not with her for even a second, she loses her shit and tries to murder everyone in the mansion." (Typical Yandere stuff)

"That's understandable. But what about Yoongi?" the angel asked.

Lucina shrugged. "I have no idea, but that boys got some issues," she whispered. "Everytime Sheik is by himself, Kpop guy jumps him."

Dark Pit stared at Yoongi, who was trying to steal a hamburger from the grill.

"Remember the hammer incident?" Sheik muttered.

"How can I forgot?" Dark Pit retorted.

"Sheik? Are you okay buddy?" Dark Pit asked with concern.

Lucina sighed before looking up at him. "They're trying to get Sheik to quit the music industry." she answered for the Sheikah.

"What? Why?"

"I have no idea! But they've been harassing him for the past week."

Wait, Yoongi was here for an entire week and Dark Pit didn't even notice? Did he live under a rock or something?

"Also, look at this," Lucina grabbed Sheik's wrist and despite his protests removed the bandages to reveal several cuts that looked a couple days old (Ooohhh angst time).

"Holy shit! They made him depressed again?!" Dark Pit exclaimed.

Lucina slowly nodded.

Did he just say "again"? Yes, he did. When Sheik joined Smash back in Brawl, he kept to himself all the time and didn't socialize much with the other fighters. Except for Zelda. One day he wasn't answering her calls (On her Nokia flip phone lol) so she went to his room to investigate only to find that he had fainted from blood loss and there were numerous cuts on his arms and legs. Zelda saved Sheik just in time and has helped him cope. From then on, Sheik was a edgy goof.

Until now.

"Remember the hammer incident?" Sheik asked looking up.

"How can I forget?" Dark Pit retorted.

ONE WEEK AGO:

It was a normal summer afternoon in the library. Ike, Sheik, Dark Pit and Akira was figuring out how to split up Dynamite's lines so everyone had equal lyrics (DY-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-).

"Okay, let's give this line to our maknae," Ike said.

"Pit? He's not a rapper though." Dark Pit pointed out.

"No, he's talking about you." Sheik answered.

"Huh? How am I the maknae?!"

"Well, it's canon that Pit's in his thirties and you're like eleven."

Silence.

"I-I was actually talking about Pit." Ike stuttered.

"He's thirty? You had me fooled!" Akira exclaimed.

"Come to think of it, Pit looks about thirteen. And although him and Pittoo are like the same age, Pittoo acts like he's fifteen." Sheik muttered.

"Thank you- Wait, why are you calling me Pittoo!"

And then it happened.

da-nA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

Suddenly, the door was thrown open. Standing in the doorway was Robin with the legendary hammer (Gee stop it with the door abuse!).

"Oh hey Robin, you're late for our meeting. What took you so long-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Robin KOed Sheik with the hammer before proceeding the KO everyone else out the window. The librarian was screaming to keep it down but no one listened.

Okay, storytime is over.

"He did that to us so I would stop singing. After that, he started leaving death threats in my room unless I quit 10/S. Yoongi has also been on my ass. It kinda got to me and..." Sheik mentioned to the bandages.

"That's also the reason why he's been blasting Piri on loop," Lucina sighed (Oh oh oh oh oh oh~ I know you want from me! Pirireul bureora~)

"Damn, I had no idea that was happening to you. I'm sorry. Wait hold on, I can make it up to you." Dark PIt grabbed Yoongi and began beating him with his tennis racket.

"Ouch," Lucina winced as Yoongi cried in pain.

Sheik managed to crack a smile upon seeing his bully get beat up. "By the way, the only reason I'm still in the band is to impress Kamui." he called (Male Corrin. Sheikrin is best ship).

"I ship them," Lucina grinned.

"Wah! Stop your fighting!" Waluigi hissed coming between the two. "Pittoo, you're up first."

Sighing, Dark Pit let go off Yoongi and hurried to his side of the net, only to groan when he realized who was on the other side.

"Well, if it isn't Hot Topic's mascot." Shadow growled.

"Hello, Edgy the Hedgy." Dark Pit hissed.

"Wah! Sit back and watch these two deck it out. I'll be over here singing while flipping burgers." Waluigi said before turning on the portable speaker. A familiar tune began to play.

"Great, not only am I up against my rival but I also have to listen to his song?" Dark Pit sighed.

"Wah! I see no hear no evil
Black writing on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one they fall"

"Black-hearted evil
Black hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
Wah!"

Trying his best to ignore the music, Dark Pit served the tennis ball so hard it almost hit Shadow in the face. Fortunately, the anamorphic hedgehog hit it back right it time. The two were in perfect sync. Until the music suddenly stopped.

Everyone stopped watching the game and turned to see a women in her thirties with short blond hair, sunglasses, a blue cardigan and a yellow sundress (Uh oh Karen time).

"Wah! What was that for?!" Waluigi demanded.

"Your thug music is way too loud. Do you kids have a permit to be here?" the lady asked.

Thug music?

"Pardon?" Daisy asked.

"A permit. Do I need to define what that is-"

"Wah! I know what a permit is. Since when did we need one to be here?" Waluigi interrupted only to yelp when he realized his burgers were burning.

"Because I've never seen you guys here. What business do you have here?"

"We're playing tennis stupid!" Richter shouted before bursting into hysterics.

"Excuse me, do you talk to your mother with that mouth?" the women asked coming over to him.

"Stupid isn't a bad word," Lucina called.

"And you!" the lady whirled around and pointed at her. "What have you done with your hair?"

Lucina frowned and touched her hair. "Nothing. Why do you ask?"

"I made a petition to ban all unnatural hair colours. I guess no one listened!" the lady sassed.

"What are you talking about? My hair is naturally blue." Lucina shot back, but this woman ignored her.

"How many people signed it?" Dark Pit asked.

"Like two."

"That's why."

"And what's with all that metal on your face Mister?"

"Metal?" he repeated. The only metal on his face was this earring Pit bought him. Which was on his EAR for crying out loud.

"Anyways, can I see your permit?"

"I don't have a fucking permit!" Waluigi snapped.

Big mistake. The lady pulled out her phone and punched in a number. "Hello? I would like to report some delinquents in the park who don't have a permit."

Everyone's jaw dropped.

"She called the cops on us?!" Cloud gasped.

"This is ridiculous," Dark Samus scoffed.

"...they're playing tennis... well they should have a permit! They look really sketchy and some of them are black! And two of them have swords!"

Everyone looked around the court. There were tan people, but not a single black person. Lucina and Sheik quickly discarded their weapons though.

The lady huffed and hung up. "I don't care what the police says, but you need to leave now." she ordered.

"Why aren't you wearing a mask?" Daisy suddenly asked.

"This is my body, I can do whatever I want with it. I should not be forced to wear a mask for some virus that probably doesn't exist!" the lady exclaimed.

"Well that's illegal." Lucina muttered.

"GET OUT NOW!" the woman screamed.

"Suck our dicks, bitch." Shadow said flipping her off.

Upon hearing that, the woman grabbed Meta Knight and began running.

"She kidnapped Meta Knight!" Lucas cried.

"Wah! After them!" Waluigi ordered.

So lead by Waluigi, the gang did exactly that.

"geuge nuguya?" (Who's that?) Yoongi asked.

"Kalen," (A Karen,) Dark Pit quickly answered.

Surprisingly, the lady was very fast. Five minutes later, everyone was exhausted.

"We must *pant* keep *pant* going!" Sheik gasped.

"My legs won't *pant* pull me any *pant* further!" Cloud growled.

"Pichu chu!" Pichu whined.

Dark Pit head was starting to hurt. All he wanted to do was take a break from all the drama. And look what has happened!

That's when Waluigi noticed he was holding his karaoke machine. "Wah! The great Waluigi has a plan. Everyone stop running!"

Upon hearing that, everyone collapsed.

Waluigi turned his karaoke machine on full blast. Another familiar song started playing. Karen stopped running and turned around.

"NO NO NO NOT THAT ONE!" she shrieked.

"Wah! I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you so I must replace you oh" (RIP Juice Wrld. Hope you're in a better place now)

Waluigi passed the microphone to Dark Pit who stared at it for a moment trying to figure out what this had to do with stopping Karen. But he continued the song anyways.

"Easier said than done
I thought you were the one
Listening to my heart instead of my head,"

He quickly gave the mic to Lucina who was on his left. Grinning, she took a deep breath and started to sing.

"You found another one, but
I am the better one
I won't let you forget me"

Next up was Lucas. And his voice was the most precious thing anyone has ever heard (Except Lucas himself).

"I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you so I must replace you (oh)"

"STOP STOP STOP!" Karen cried covering her ears. Which was hard to do, considering the fact she was holding Meta Knight.

"Finish the whole verse," Waluigi hissed. Cloud rolled his eyes and sang reluctantly.

"Easier said than done
I thought you were the one
Listening to my heart instead of my head
You found another one, but
I am the better one
I won't let you forget me"

"That doesn't even sound like singing!" Daisy laughed taking the mic.

"You left me falling and landing inside my grave
I know that you want me dead
I take prescriptions to make me feel a-okay
I know it's all in my head"

"All together now!" Waluigi grinned.

"I have these lucid dreams where I can't move a thing
Thinking of you in my bed
You were my everything
Thoughts of a wedding ring
Now I'm just better off dead
I'll do it over again
I didn't want it to end
I watch it blow in the wind
I should've listened to my friends
Did this shit in the past
But I want it to last
You were made outta plastic (fake)
I was tangled up in your drastic ways
Who knew evil girls have the prettiest face?
You gave me a heart that was full of mistakes
I gave you my heart and you made heart break"

"ENOUGH!" Karen roared interrupting the chorus. "Have your stupid monster! Just stop singing that black trash!"

"Racist!" Waluigi shot back as Karen threw Meta Knight back at them.

"Black lives matter bitch!" Lucina added, catching Meta Knight in her arms.

"That lady is loca," Meta Knight told her.

"Yoongi can sing?" Sheik suddenly asked.

Everyone turned to stare at Yoongi.

"Uh...bye bye!" he shouted before running away.

"I knew he can sing, Lil Meow Meow was just too shy about it!" Daisy chuckled.

"Lil Meow Meow?" Shadow echoed in confusion.

*TIME SKIP*

The next day, Dark Pit, Sheik and Lucina were laughing at a video of Yoongi getting beaten by Jin. With a sausage. Turns out when he was running away from the gang when they exposed him of singing, Jin had finally realized that Yoongi was back at Smash Mansion and snuck back to Florida to bring him back to Seoul. Successfully this time.

"You feel better now?" Lucina asked between giggles.

"I'm doing much better so yeah," Sheik smiled.

"What about Robin? He still wants you out of the music industry." Dark Pit pointed out.

"Oh, I told Mother what was happening and she tied up Robin and is currently torturing him." Lucina explained shuddering.

"Your mom has a few screws loose..." Sheik muttered.

"Guys look!" Dark Pit said pointing to the screen.

Jin shoved some rockets he had managed to obtain from the Mansion and shoved them down Yoongi's pants before blasting him through the ceiling. The three burst out laughing so hard they fell off the couch.

"You know, I kinda miss him already," Lucina sighed.

"Where was he staying anyways?" Dark Pit finally asked.

"He was hiding in Robin's room," Sheik answered. "Funny thing was, I heard these noises coming from in there."

"Do you think they fucked?"

Silence.

"Some questions are best left unanswered..." Lucina muttered.