Robyn was in her room sitting in a massage chair in her favourite pajamas while sipping tea... and roasting celebrities on Twitter.

It was one of the many things the albino twins had in common, making fun of social media influencers and having a good laugh about it. But today Robyn wasn't harassing Ariana Grande or James Charles (Hey sisters!). Nope, she was trolling Smash Mansion's very own Kpop group, 10/S.

So, ten fighters from our humble mansion decided it would be a great idea to rip off BTS. They don't write their own songs or make choreography, they just cover Bangtan. One thing that's really killing me right now is the name, 10/S. Which is basically pronounced "tennis". Tennis! Like which goof came up with the name?! Oh, I know, my retarded brother. Also, Shulk trying to sing in Korean with a British accent is disgusting. Buddy, it might be a good idea to give up the music dream, you'll never make it. Also, Kpop is awful in general. I only recorded these dumbasses making fools of themselves for a good laugh!

"And...post." Robyn muttered as she tapped the button (Yes, I know the tweet is over thirty words, but fanfics don't have logic).

As soon as the Tweet was up, someone knocked on the tactician's door. Robyn sighed and got up from her massage chair to look through the peephole only to see her edgy daughter with a serious expression on her face (Lucina is such a mood). Robyn smiled and opened the door.

"Hey sweetie, what's up?" Robyn asked softly.

"Hi mom. Can I talk to you about something?" Lucina asked.

"Of course. Come in, I'll make more tea." She offered.

Lucina walked in and sat down on the couch. Robyn started to boil the kettle and sat next to her. "So, what's with the sombre expression?" She asked.

Lucina took a deep breath and looked at her mother in the eye. "You know how I started dating Corrin?" She began.

"Of course. She's a good girl." Robyn answered.

"Well, sometimes she can be a little... possessive." Lucina muttered.

Robyn wasn't exactly surprised by that. "Let me guess, your girlfriend gets jealous easily and goes around threatening to kill anyone you talk to." She said bluntly.

Lucina's eyes widen before bursting out in laughter. "Right on the money," She said. "But I wish she would do that less often. It's almost scary. Cute, but terrifying."

Robyn's played enough Yandere Simulator and watched tons of yandere anime to understand what her daughter was going through (Mirai Nikki anyone?). Poor girl has to have conversations with her friends in secret and watch her back 24/7 to make sure she wasn't being stalked. But she couldn't blame Corrin either. A girl pretty as Lucina would make anyone go insane.

"Maybe you should have her talk to a therapist," Robyn suggested. "Then you may have a better understanding of what's going inside her head and she may find a better way to cope with envy."

"You really think that would work?" Lucina asked unsure. "She might just kill the therapist." She half-joked.

"Well talking about one's problems usually help. Corrin might even have a serious mental disorder (Bipolar disorder?)." Robyn said gravely.

Lucina thought about it briefly before grinning. "Hm, that might just help. Thank you Mother. I'll suggest Corrin your idea."

Robyn shrugged. "Eh, it was no biggie. Good luck. Oh, have a cup of tea before you leave." She offered as she got up to stop the kettle from wailing. But before she even made it to the kitchen-

"THORON!!"

Robyn yelped and jumped it of the way just in time to avoid the blast of lighting through her door. Standing in the doorway was a pissed off Robin.

"Hey look, it's a Kpop rapper," Robyn commented, making finger guns at her brother. "Who isn't following the quarantine rules and destroyed my door..." She muttered (don't worry honey, there were like two other chapters where someone's door received abuse. One kudos equals one less abused door. Wait, leave a kudos only if you want to.).

Robin stalked towards her. "Why would you upload that humiliating video?!" He demanded.

His sister shrugged. "For entertainment purposes? It's hilarious." She giggled.

"Hi Robin," Lucina greeted, completely unshook by the lighting. Robin and Robyn fight pretty often, so it wasn't a big deal.

"Hey Luci," Robin answered with a small wave. "Anyways dearest sister, you're going to have a bad time."

Robyn knew for a fact she was fucked. Although their strength is the same (they're literally pallet swaps), ever since the pandemic started Robin began to load up on extra energy with his daily can of Red Bull every morning, which is why he was able to dance, rap and sing on stage without fainting in the middle of the performance. It lasts until the evening. Robyn preferred an iced tea or cappuccino, which had a lot less sugar and caffeine, equaling in less unnatural energy. So instead of going into battle, she did the next best thing.

"EAT MY BISEXUAL ASS!" She cried before Naruto running out the door (NANIMO NANIMO-). Yep, time to play a good old game of tag and yeet the concept of social distancing out the window once again.

Robyn glanced behind her to see Robin just a few meters away. She laughed and headed for Akira's room for shelter. Besides, it was nearly time for his tutoring session with her. Since Akira is a high school second year, he's stuck with online classes and is having trouble with functions, history and physics, so he turned to girl genius for help. Robyn quickly threw the door open before locking it and barricading it using a sofa, TV and mini fridge.

When she was sure she was safe, Robyn let out a sigh of relief. "Akira?" She called.

No answer. Huh, was he not home? And then she heard it.

"Ya weni marei mirekyarahire

Juri yu mirekerason"

What in the name of Naga was that?

"Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera

Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani"

There it was again! It sounds like it was coming from the bathroom.

Her curiosity got the better of her. Robyn crept towards the bathroom door and opened it a crack. And what she saw was quite the sight.

Akira Kurusu, also known as Joker, was in the shower singing Calamari Inkantation (Squid Sisters uwu). Robyn didn't know how to react. But she knew Akira wouldn't like her seeing him nude so she gently closed the door and walked out his room, only to find Robin patiently waiting outside.

"Yello bitch." He said with a salute.

Robyn groaned and quickly kicked him in the nuts before hurrying to the lounge while Robin screamed in pain. Pit was still there with his eyes half lidded, absentmindedly watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Robyn sat in the recliner next to him and ruffled his hair.

"So, Robin's trying to murder me," She said while watching Joseph Joestar use his stand.

"Why...?" He asked softly.

Robyn shrugged and crossed her arms. "Because he's an idiot who takes the fun out of everything." She answered haughtily.

"Oh..." He muttered. Robyn couldn't help but crack a smile. Pit was way too pure for this world.

Daisy skipped into the lounge with a huge grin on her face. "Did you know someone uploaded 10/S's performance?!" She exclaimed.

Robyn smirked. "Honey, I'm the bad bitch who put it up there." She whispered, trying not to wake up Pit, who had just fallen asleep.

"Well, it's over a million views now!" Daisy squealed.

Robyn whistled. "Well that's impressive. I only recorded it because those guys are really-"

"Dreamy? Talented? Amaze-balls?!" The princess interrupted.

What?

Robyn quickly pulled her phone out, opened Youtube and clicked on the video. Sure enough, it was already at a million views. And when she clicked on the comment section...

"Holy fuck..." The tactician muttered in shock.

Instead of getting roasts and trolls, the comments section was full of fangirl thirst. And some comments were so "thirsty" Robyn started to have some rather arousing thoughts. Also, she got a lot of hate from that Twitter post. How did her plan backfire?

Soon, Robin strolled into the lounge and pulled out his tome. "Good evening everyone. Today I'm going to unleash so much lighting magic on my crazy sister-"

"You're so hot I'm gonna cum myself." Robyn blurted out while sweating like crazy with her mouth hanging open as if she were a character in a hentai manga (Don't attack me for this line-).

Robin blushed madly and slowly backed up before running out the lounge while shouting "INCEST ALERT! HELP!".

Daisy giggled. "If you hadn't posted that twenty minute video, we would have died out of boredom. And the fans will get worse as time goes by." She joked.

Robyn sighed, pulled herself off the recliner, crashed onto the couch and buried her face in the pillow. "Whatever you do, protect the innocent angel from the comments." Robyn mumbled.

Clean thoughts, Robyn. Clean thoughts.

Now I seriously want someone to make tweets/ texts for this-