jewels_callistan asks: Who do you simp for?

Not a big fan of that word but still kinda apt. Well, plenty of people. So I'll give the big three. 

(Note, the way I count it, you can only simp for someone if they aren't worth the adoration and attention you lavish on them. This does NOT mean they aren't worthy of love and praise, simply that you are going a bit too far over it.)

1. Pearl

I know she's not been the best mom to Steven. I know about the lies, and the treachery, and what she did to Garnet was lowkey sickening but... I love this adorable bird mom. I just can't bring myself to think ill of her. I want to cuddle her, and love her. Lowkey makes me wish I was a woman, so I'd have a chance with her.

2. Lapis Lazuli

I know she's toxic, and while, yes, she is trying to get better and not be toxic anymore, it's slow going and she's prone to relapse. We also haven't seen her apologize to Peridot on screen. (Yes, we can presume it happened off-screen but I'd've liked to see it... I still ship Lapidot hard though). But for all her faults, I love my little Lappy. She's so cute, and when she's happy the day gets brighter and the night shines clearer and that snort she does when she laughs for real is so adorable~!! So yeah, you know where I'm going with this.

3. Aquamarine

Let me speak to you with the unvarnished factualism of plain talk. Aquamarine is a bitch. Do I even have to prove that statement? If you know who I'm talking about, you know damn well what I mean. But she's so adorable, and smoll, and British, and fey~! AUGH! I wanna cuddle her like a living plush toy!

Bonus: I don't count myself as "simping" for this character because they are, in fact, perfect, and I could never physically give them more praise and adoration then they deserve. 

Rainbow Quartz 2.0

If you are surprised, then you didn't look at the previous chapters. This mans is an ideal all sentient beings (Not just men, everyone, but especially men) should strive to be like, even though none will truly compare.

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