Haruka: *She jumps onto the swing swinging back and forth* THERE WE GO!

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Me: *She sucks on it, then licking only the tip not realizing she was teasing him*

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William: That was perfect. *He stops*

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Joey: Or the time she tried eating Sammy...because he accidentally dropped the bacon soup...and the other time she ran into a police officer and nearly cussed him out because he cussed at her...