Haruka: Yes! We can do so many things together! Like...*gasp* Wanna play pirates? *She takes out an eye patch and wooden sword* of we can be wizards, mermiads, have a tea party! Anything! *She smiles widely*

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Me: *She licks all around his eye socket*

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William: *He thrusts roughly, being even quicker*

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Joey: It doesn't help that she's the youngest, clumsy, gets into trouble with HUMANS a lot, doesn't like to listen, and loves to FIGHT people! Remember when she had beaten up a human girl?