Me: Hello hello. Today we got new ship

Aichi: Ah Tsukiko-san is back

Me: Hehe yea

Misaki: Tell us who is it

Me: Ahem... Today's ship is...

Tadaa

Kai: But we're just friends... Why ship us? No

Aichi: I don't ship them (pouts)

Kamui: I ship them

Misaki: No!

Me: Well, I ship them slightly. That's all for today. Stay tuned for more~