Me: Hello hello. Today we got new ship

Misaki: It's about time

Aichi: I'm curious now

Me: So, today's ship is...

Tadaa

Kai: What? No! I don't ship them!

Kamui: Nooo! Aichi-oniisan I wont give him to crazy Nagisa! No no noooooo

Misaki: (prepares knives)

Aichi: But she's nice girl.... Never knew we'll be ship...

Me: I don't ship them. Well, that's all for today. Stay tuned for more ^^